Everything Cavy says is a rape threat.

( Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

i'm not sure i like that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

it's not because she's nasty
It's just she hasn't got any for quite a while and so if there is the slightest opportunity she'd be on it like an agressive test tube on a bottle brush
( Bazongaloid, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:48, Reply)

i know a guy, who knows a guy,
Who'll fuck anything. Shall I gaz cavy his email address?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:57, Reply)

holy bastard what an analogy
In other news, I'm going to get a bonus check from work
I'm going "to use THAT to pop by
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 14:59, Reply)

*adds to dating profile*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 29 Jul 2012, 15:00, Reply)