I've shagged his cousin.
His *female* cousin, comedians.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Soooo....
Nonce or poove?
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 15:59, Reply)

WTFAYBOA?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Chris Packham.
Nonce or poove?
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:08, Reply)

but why the question?
i know he's lispy and a bit weird but i think he's married or something? is there something in the news i've missed?

i'd say he was a poove, but you never know
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:09, Reply)

Because I wanted an answer, Q
Honestly, do I really have to explain how the English language works again? :(
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:11, Reply)

BUT WHY???
WHY THE ASSUMPTION THAT A MAN NOBODY'S CARED ABOUT FOR 20 YEARS COULD BE A BUMMER OR A NONCE?

WHY????????????????
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Cos he's well creepy innit

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

i guess a bit yeah
some bird i know fancied him though
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He spends his whole time looking at birds.
Straight as, I'd say.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:13, Reply)

And naked birds, at that.
Case proved I reckon.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Right as always, Bri, right as always.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Alright? Thanks for the Chimichurri. Excellent stuff.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:27, Reply)

Not bad at all ta. Glad you enjoyed it.

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:32, Reply)

but are they underage birds?
eh? eh? and i bet he's seen a cockatoo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

i have that on a cushion
it says "i've never had a parrot but i've kissed a cockatoo"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:15, Reply)

The elegant and classy Northern wit at work

( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)

the lady who sewed my cushions was from surrey and had a cut glass accent
so stick that up your syphilis infested japs eye
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Sewed your cushions?
So you commissioned her for it?

Oh dear. I thought they were a novelty present or something, not an item that you specifically requested. Oh swipe :(
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

i have lots of them
when you have magnolia walls, a cream carpet, and a cream sofa, there has to be colour somewhere.

feel free to buy me MOAR presents.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Not when I'm not getting anything in return, I won't
and no, the "benefit" of your company doesn't count.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

lovely, thanks for sharing
now i can imagine it covered in your teeth marks too, brilliant

and shit stains, loads and loads of shit stains, and it being greasy with lube, and all that not-bacon you eat

you filthy, disgusting cunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

hang on
i said "cushion". not "your mum's pants".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:17, Reply)

well played
absolute blinder, there
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:18, Reply)

it was that or "your dad's bedding"
why not both
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:19, Reply)

cos papi don't sing to me no more :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)

You *can* be both, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:01, Reply)

He hates Pandas
so he's great
( Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:14, Reply)

Pandas *are* shit
I'll give him that. Evolutionary dead-ends, should be left to die out the way Nature intends.
( Kroney, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 16:16, Reply)