i don't have anything that is - oh wait, yes i do
my cousin bought me one of those plastic "good luck" cats that waves its paw at you from chinatown. you're supposed to fix a piece of paper in its paw saying in which area you want it to bring you luck. unfortunately all the pieces of paper that came with it were in chinese, so i had no idea what to wish for, and it sits there waving an empty paw at the world.

er... "tragedy" ?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Alternatively
I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:30, Reply)

let's pretend you don't know that song exists!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

oh come on, Northern girl done good, you must have at least one collection of Swarovski animals

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:31, Reply)

haha NO
i have swarovski jewellery, does that count? it's distinctly untacky though.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:32, Reply)

i don't think i've got anything tacky at all, Naked Ape
what's wrong with me?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:33, Reply)