my eldest sister is proper council.
She had her first kid at 18. Said niece is now 20, and pregnant. By an unemployed man the same age as me.

By the end of the year I will be a great-uncle. That is the same level as grandparents. I'm 32 FFS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:18, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

scotchlols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:20, Reply)

nothing to do with whisky or sticky tape.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

what about duck tape?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)

Nor that.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:22, Reply)

ARGH

( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

irregardless of your protest I maintain that i am correct

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:31, Reply)

irregardless?
You oaf.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I'm just trying to irritate Kroney more ;)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

I hate you.

( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

j'aime tu

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Je t'aime Shirley?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Il est une spastique plié

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Oui, c'est vrais.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:46, Reply)

there is actually a brand of tape called Duck Tape.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Yes, but he didn't mean that. That was entirely coincidental.
He meant gaffer tape. GAFFER.
( Kroney, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Maybe he wants to stick a car to a wall.
Cheers.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Alright Legless?
Cheers.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:36, Reply)