i'll tell you a secret.
I'm not really a pig. I'm a pig man. A bit like brundlefly, but I don't keep my penis in a jar.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Well whose penis is in that jar then ?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Thing is, you're posting that on the internet
so there is a pretty good chance it's a lie.

I put it to you that you are in fact a pig and you have no right to be posting on the internet at all. You should be rooting in some mud in a sty, not sitting at a keyboard.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:29, Reply)

Unless he is a micro pig, then he should be racing all the other micro pigs around the kitchen table and through cereal bowls.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I have evidence that not only are they both animals, but they share the same computer


( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:35, Reply)

To Scotland Yard at once!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You say pigs are more intelligent.
Yet the horse appears to be putting more thought into what he is typing, whereas the pig seems to be staring dreamily off into space.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:46, Reply)

The pig has a wonky eye, stop being to fucking predjudiced tangles
it's not the pigs fault it wasn't born looking "perfect" in your eyes.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:49, Reply)

He should be finding me some truffles the lazy cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:34, Reply)

He's probably so flatulent that he can't smell the truffles over the scent of his own guff

( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I'll have you know windy pig is twice the man you'll ever be
you wretched cuntbubble.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Why are you trying to be so hurtful mmps?
This is just like that time that I was nice to Quentin and then he said something mean about me. WHY WOULD YOU BE SO MEAN ONLINE!?

I bet you're the one that got arrested for telling Tom Daly he had dishonoured the memory of his dead dad.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:38, Reply)

ur dadz ded LOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Why would you say that mmps?
You can't imagine how much it hurts to be reminded of my dad at this difficult time.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:43, Reply)

shit dve, no medulz LOLOLOL!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)