He's charming, slightly clumsy and (unlike so may others in his profession) doesn't seem to be full of bullshit
He does exactly what it says on the tin.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:59, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

sure, in the world of politicians he's a solid nugget of shit in a sea of liquid diarrhoea
but if we're talking celebrity crushes, he's an odd choice. still, i would.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

He's not conventionally sexy, sure
But I totally see why women would go for him. Most women over the age of 15 see that muscles and a pretty face aren't everything. But hey, what I don't understand about women could fill a barn.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

brains and sense of humour
the rest is just detail.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

TAXI FOR HAWKING

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

or that bloke in 'Mask'

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Or both at once!
Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

some freak on here will be doing exactly that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

that'd make a great film only with zombies and dinosaurs too

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

In a giant spaceship
Jeepers, that'd be awesome.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

meh, he can leave the mask on

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Unbelieveably that's a 'joke' in the film

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I though he only shagged the blind girl so what difference would it make?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)