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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That thread was bollocks.
So, Wednesday, yeah? Wi-cked.

I keep being forced to watch sports. It's really starting to grate now. By which I of course mean GO TEAM GB.

Q: I got my third 'good morning' in as many days from Boris Johnson today. We are now best mates, as I see it. Who was the last 'famous person' you saw and were they a cunt?

Alt: Why you no rissen? As I understand it, some little people have been cheating at that most pathetic of 'sports', 'badminton'. I think they should be forced to collect cockles in Morecambe Bay to atone for their transgressions. How would you deal with this yellow peril?
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Fuck off with your "GO TEAM GB" shit.
And Aussies can fuck off with their "AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE" crap too.

In fact everyone can fuck off.

How are you? I'm awesome.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)
I'm shit.

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Now then, don't be so hard on yourself. I'm sure you're not that bad.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:30, Reply)
He really is.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:31, Reply)
I read this in the style of Sir Jimmeh Saville.
You don't know who he is.
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So the style of a dead necrophiliac nonce. A lovely start to the day eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)
Don't forget the friendship with Sutcliffe!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Monty's?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
Jimmy Saville's

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
It's actually "AUSSIE, AUSSIE, AUSSIE, OI, OI, OI!"
But I guess it makes sense coming from someone whose countries medal tally is a paltry 4 to our 6.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
*country's
You oaf.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
Also, given that I don't really have any interest in sport, attempting to niggle me over the olympics isn't really going to be all that successful.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)
Thanks um... Rory?
Oh, sorry. Cheers Plumpdoozer.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Fuck off Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)
OH RIGHT. I'LL JUST FUCK OFF THEN SHALL I.

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nah,
You're alright really.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
and in answer to your question.
Jeremy Paxman.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:50, Reply)
I like him.
His book 'The English' is excellent.
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i don't read "books"

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I see.

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Then what do you do with them?

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Oh fucking hell, I'm hungover
I think the last famous person I saw/met was probably Marcus Bischoff, the singer from one of my favourite bands.

Alt: Kill their dogs, and make them eat them.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:36, Reply)
He's well famous.

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Aside from him, it's been years.
I saw several bands last year, does that count?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:44, Reply)
I'm sorry, but no.

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Hmm, damn

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Alt: compulsory work camps. In Milton Keynes.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:37, Reply)
We have a large chinese community.
Most came over when Hong Kong was given back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)
In the Chinese swimmer doping row - as I've just said on /board
It's being defended on each side by Dick Pounder and Wang Dong.

Sometimes the jokes just puriliate themselves ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:38, Reply)
Keep trying all the different boards.
You're bound to find someone who thinks you're funny eventually.
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I think I'll just stick to this one.
You seem to like me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Offtopic is a trusty haven for qotweakers during these difficult times

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)

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(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
duing?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:53, Reply)
Tusty?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:54, Reply)
'qotweakes'?
Are you Samuel Pepys?
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qotweakes??

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
No hurry, son.

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can we just pretend i didn't fuck that up the first time?
Thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)
I don't think anybody noticed
No need to worry
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I get it now, thanks!!!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I saw nothing untoward.

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qoweakers?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
It is.
I've been made to feel especially welcome here.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:52, Reply)
Are you still here?
I thought you'd be hawking your tedious 'rude foreign names' story over at /links by now.
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Yes, sorry - Dick Pounder is a perfectly viable name and I shouldn't mock him for it.
It's nothing short of cultural insensitivity.

I never had you down as the PC sort, Monty.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:57, Reply)
I never had you down as the complete spastic sort, Vag.


Actually I totally did.
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And in other news
You're gay for spastics.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Oh man, what a zing
There'll be no coming back from that.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
No wonder he's so well-loved.
More putdowns than Battersea Dogs' Home in the weeks after Xmas, that one.
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Morning.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:40, Reply)
It certainly is.

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Only a couple of months
Until London bash. What venue have you chosen? Some of us need to start planning stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)
I'm seriously considering just having it in a pub
and fucking off the music idea. Last year's was great but I was barely able to say two words to people. Maybe that's why it was great.

I really like the Capt Kidd in Wapping and it's fucking huge with a nice river view and the beer is cheap.

But are you not staying at mine anyway?
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The Captain Flid is in the middle of nowhere.
That pub near you was quite nice.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:56, Reply)
Which one?
The one we went to with Foggsy (RIP)? The Sebright?

It's out of control with hipsters now.
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It might have been, yes.
Come up with some pub options.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:00, Reply)
Fuck it let's go there then.
We need
a) chairs
b) drinks

As long as these requirements are covered I am happy.
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can i come?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)
But of course.

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i'll wear my best trousers and my cleanest tshirt.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)
You'd better.
Otherwise it's PE in your vest and pants for the whole evening.
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I could probably handle standing for short periods of time.
But I agree that drinks are essential.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)
Done.
Get the calendar updated!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)
IT IS DONE

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Have you booked the place to keep out the riffraff
or will we be mingling with the Hackney hoi-polloi?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)
It's going to be a free for all.
That might be a good thing, keep the gene pool fresh and all that.
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We'll have scared everyone else off by 9

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)
...minutes past 7.

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Invite him out for a beer Saturday next
I, for one, would like to go drinking with the man. I am one of those that thinks he's putting the bumbling fool act on and is secretly a highly cynical career politician who knows what makes him popular.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 8:47, Reply)
He'll be torn between hobnobbing with the Worlds elite or being sat with some wankstains down a shit pub whilst they tell their tales of haiving teh last and final laugh
decisions decisions
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Not really much of a decision
I am excellent company and sometimes I scratch the worst of the wankstains off with my nails. Which I then sniff, obv.
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I think he got in for 3 reasons
1. Not being Ken Livingstone

2. Being a "celebrity" that people have seen on the TV

3. Not being Ken Livingstone
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I saw myself in the mirror, I'm famous and a cunt
The disgusting cheats should be paraded naked around the olympic stadium whilst the spectators pelt them with faeces from each of the 204 competing nations.
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Thy went a bit northern there, didn't thee

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No one has ever heard of the celebrities* that I am definitely bessie mates with.**
I'm set for a really shite Wednesday.
I am currently trying to arrange a product recall for some wrongly labelled goods from some rude Scousers.

Alt: Send them to Liverpool to work for these Scouse cunts.


*Well, talented people with a modicum of fame in their field rather than celebrities.

** Er, have been in the same pub as or at best a friend of a friend.
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I have been completely won over by the Olympics. Plus they have all three channels on at the gym.
A,
see Vorderman regularly around Clifton. Totally would, and i see Joe Jordan in the gym lots.
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I saw local newsreader Becky Jago in Sainsburys earlier this year
She was buying some oven crunchies and fish fingers. I'd say she was missing some mushy peas there or maybe that's just me.

Alt: Apparently falling off a high platform into water and copying the fucker stood next to you is a sport, at least they have a bat in badminton.
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BECKY JAGO??????? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING??????

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NOPE, F'REALS

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No they don't.
It's a racket.

Also, mushy peas are fucking vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)
This here is an opinion on the internet that I disagree with
Mushy peas are best when you add a healthy dose of vinegar when they're heating up
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A mysterious fluid has appeared on my keyboard
Is it coming from me? If not, then who? Where is it coming from, and why?
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Also, met several famous people in my life time
But the most recent sighting was in London a few months ago when I walked past Eastenders star Jill Halfpenny.
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Would.

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Likewise
Also, she's shorter than I thought she would be.
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That's works for me.

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I was the same with Rachel Stephens
Never fancied her when I thought she was tall. Is that weird?
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Perfectly normal
For a nonce.
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Oh boy
I keep falling into this trap don't I. SHEESH!
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No, it's natural to prefer women that you can beat up

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I don't want to beat her up
I just want to cover her in butter and use her as a loofah
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Surely covering her with butter would render her ineffectual as a loofah.
I would think that you would need something to make her more abrasive.
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Wow, I really haven't thought this through
Maybe I'll just have sex with her. Seems less complicated.
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Battered's a midget. I suppose you fancy HIM now.

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I'd fuck a midget
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it, right?
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How do you know I haven't?

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Woah
You just blew my mind
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I also just blew your dog, but we'll gloss over that.

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That wasn't my dog....
:(
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Just as he 'glossed' over you.

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It's certainly got a wet nose now, I can tell you.

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I much prefer her father, Shakin'.

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I'd hide behind HER green door!
Or...something
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I'd like to see Jilly Halfpenny's thruppenies.
DO YOU GET MY PRE-DECIMAL CURRENCY SLASH COCKERNEE RHYMING SLANG JOKE????
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Cor, I'd spend half a crown on HER shillings I tell you!

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I'd fucking groat up her florin ANY DAY!!!!!!

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Pervert

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I'd 'Albert' her 'Square' alright!

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I'd 'Bike' her 'Grove' and no mistake etc.

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She'd be saying 'Ah cannat see, man' after I'd finished with her I CAN TELL YOU.

I'M SUGGESTING THAT I'D SPUNK IN HER EYES WHILST ALSO REFERENCING THE PAINTBALL-RELATED BLINDING SCENE FROM 'BYKER GROVE'!!!!!
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Ooh Byker

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Hasn't your drink and drug addled lifestyle rendered you impotent?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Ask your wife. And all her friends.

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Haha

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i saw her in "abigail's party" the other night
she was good.

my companion declared her a MILF.
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A MILF, eh?
Does a MILF have to literally be a mother, or is it an age thing?
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on the pornography, it appears to be anyone over 19 :/

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Oh, Porn
When will you learn?
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to be fair if i grew up on a council estate, 19 would be the age of most of the mums i knew

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I have a relative
that recently found out that someone that was in her year at school has recently become a grandmother. This relative is only 34. :(
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i'm 34 and i'm a great uncle 3 times over, but then i guess i'm the youngest of my family
bit pointless me saying that really
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I found it interesting, Q.

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it was inaccurate, T
I'm not a great uncle, i'm just an uncle.

and a bit of a twat
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Being a grandparent at 34 is ri-goddamn-diculous

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not my area of expertise
but himjim of this parish assures me that pumas are women between 30-40 and cougars are between 40-50 and MILFS are between 30-50.
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What's 50+?

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'damned sexy'

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i hope you're sitting down for this
GILF
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But what if you're not a Granny?
I find this naming convention flawed
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if you want to fuck someone who is old enough to be your granny
you've got enough problems without worrying about the legal definitions. imho.
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GILF

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I heard it's like a greggs steakbake cut in half and filled with gravel

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Well I like a bit of aggragate

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Check the tips of your fingers.
Are they leaking?
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Well that was my first thought too
but they seem fine
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Listen, sorry about that. Won't happen again.

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Oh SURPRISE SURPRISE
I turn my back for a second and Monty wanks on my stuff. BRAVO!
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Soz. I mean it. Sozzers.

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i preferred the 'sorry TH' comment you deleted :(

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Sorry QH

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H?

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Don't offer him drugs

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Yeah go on, just a 'ten bag' though OK?

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Does anyone want to buy a DVD player?
Tenner?
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Hahaha

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i don't understand your urban narcotic colloquialisms :(

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Sorry QO

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cheers TH

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You yawned didn't you, and you didn't cover your mouth did you. Sicko

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Hmm...it's possible

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I assume you saw a video of a washing machine being crushed and oil leaked from your eyes and you were confused

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You wait
As soon as I see the Wizard and he gives me a real heart, THEN you'll be sorry!!!
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i hung out with the queen on saturday, she's an alright sort
bit rowdy for my liking, but there you go.

alt i think you need to start taking a more positive stance on thing, especially when it comes to being druggled
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my hamstrings hurt, monty
that hot sweaty yoga was better than i thought. but my hamstrings have decided to disagree some 24 hours later. twats.

i can think of several people who should GO.

my firm acts for a few famous people, tend to see them in reception. not that i do any work for them. my cases are all A Landlord -v- A Tenant.

alt: how can you cheat at badminton??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Alt: attach a shuttle to your cock.

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We've only really had one famous customer, an ex-footballer
However, we make cards to send out to famous people regularly, only this week we had to do one for a certain long distance runner.
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runner clara
(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Ah, Pigeon Street
Alweyz in r hartz
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You make "man the fuck up you street shitting cunt" cards?
(Roger McGough-Pipe, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)
No, not her

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Alt: they deliberately lost, or something.
I'm surprised you have hamstrings. I would have expected Quornstrings from your sort.
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maybe that's why they gave out on me
not enough meaty stamina
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alt: apparently they deliberately chucked the match.
think they won the first two games in their league, so they were already through to the knockout bit no matter what, but if they won the third as well they'd have to play their own second team next, putting one of them out, so to avoid this happening (and to save their energy) they played badly on purpose, hitting the net etc.
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cheating cunts
staple gold medals to their cocks and make them run through moss side.
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not a new idea though
in the paper it says they've been doing this sort of thing for ages.
Football teams often rest key players in a similar situation, however their replacements don't generally try to lose....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)
ah now i see it
blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/tomchiversscience/100173755/london-olympics-2012-were-the-badminton-players-too-stupid-even-to-pretend-they-were-trying/

i LOL'd slightly at the comments.
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playing badly doesn't even come close to describing it though
it was like how a 3 year old would throw a match if you told them to.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)
weirdly, it was boris johnson.
he was lovely, and quite sexy in real life.
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I bet his pubes have exactly the same haircut

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Well I bet they're different. £10.

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you'll need to get some photos then, not the ones where you are wearing them like a moustache

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i bet his bumhole bumbles when he guffs.

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He's great. Anyone who fails to recognise this is a spanner.

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and sexy, right?

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He's shorter than I thought, but I'm prepared to bum him, just for you.

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tomorrow morning will be your 4th date
bumming will be fine
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It'll be our fouth date this week alone.
In total it's about 12. We should be at the teabagging and angry pirate phase by now.

MAYBE HE DOESN'T FANCY ME RSWIPE. Maybe I'm doing something wrong!
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remember you only show off cleavage OR legs
not both at the same time.

this might help.
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Oh shit. That'll be it.

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roll your shorts up tomorrow OR wear one of those gay t-shirts and press your elbows together as you run
i guarantee he'll ask for your number
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i quite fancy him
not really sure why
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He's charming, slightly clumsy and (unlike so may others in his profession) doesn't seem to be full of bullshit
He does exactly what it says on the tin.
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sure, in the world of politicians he's a solid nugget of shit in a sea of liquid diarrhoea
but if we're talking celebrity crushes, he's an odd choice. still, i would.
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He's not conventionally sexy, sure
But I totally see why women would go for him. Most women over the age of 15 see that muscles and a pretty face aren't everything. But hey, what I don't understand about women could fill a barn.
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brains and sense of humour
the rest is just detail.
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TAXI FOR HAWKING

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or that bloke in 'Mask'

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Or both at once!
Imagine that!
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some freak on here will be doing exactly that

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that'd make a great film only with zombies and dinosaurs too

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In a giant spaceship
Jeepers, that'd be awesome.
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meh, he can leave the mask on

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Unbelieveably that's a 'joke' in the film

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I though he only shagged the blind girl so what difference would it make?

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I can see that actually
I bet he has that boyish clumsiness about him
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OH FINE
Hi TH, how are you today TH? Oh, I'm fine today Janet, THANKS FOR ASKING!
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don't be so NEEDY.

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Did you salute him again?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Not today. I thought I'd vary my greetings so I went for a jovial wave this time.

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Take pom poms to work tomorrow and do him a 'cheer'

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)
OK, sure.

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