I'd become a masked hero. That's sort of like charity work
Alt: Probably swallow. I mean, what the hell right?

Alt2: You can drink what you want with whatever you're eating. Have a coke float with your fois gras. Who cares.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:29, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I saw a large chunk of frozen fois gras the other day for £20 (3kg, at least)
I have no idea whether or not that's good value
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Couldn't tell you
Does freezing affect the flavour I wonder?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

it's probably the only way to get it to stay on the little wooden stick with the joke on it

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I got a bag of skips for 15p

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I got some ham, chees and pickle sarnies from the petrol station for 17p a little while ago
No one believed me :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

ginsters or inferior brands?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

My missus got a bag of mussels from the Tesco's at Holborn for 99p only yesterday.
True story yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

A bag of 6 mussels isn't good value at that price.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

good luck with your galloping shits and projectile vomiting, there.
plus, mussels look like fannies. you're welcome.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

does yours have razor sharp edges and a beard that has to be removed with pliers?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

doesn't everyone's?

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

If it's still closed after 2 minutes you chuck it in the bin.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

What, tesco?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I'm fine so far.....hang on, back in a minute

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Aren't they out of season?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

These ones weren't - they were three months out of date!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Like this guy?
www.knightwarrior.co.uk/
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)