wait,
i have an answer to the question you posed me this morning about your fat kids, but i'm not typing it all out if you've fucked off.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I'll listen if you feel the need to talk to somebody.
I'm like fucking Frasier me.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I'm listening
And watching




And wanking
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:02, Reply)

Does scratching that scar really count as wanking?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:06, Reply)

well,
i guess i could type out the reply here for you, and then when he turns up tomorrow just link him to the post in this thread. But i'm not sure the content of the reply will be of any interest to you whatsoever.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)

I'm not going to read it.
I'm just going to nod sagely and ask you about your mother.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:09, Reply)

Were you breast fed?
Did she have large breasts?
When was the last time you saw her naked?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:10, Reply)

yes,
yes
i don't know.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Mm hmm.
And when you have erotic thoughts about her, are you the dominant or submissive party?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)

wait, hang on, what?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:25, Reply)

And when you dream about fighting your father for the affections of you mother
do you typically win the fight? Or lose the fight? Or does the fight become a sexual encounter?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Merkins still spend hundreds of millions of dollars on this shite.
No wonder their entire continent is fucked.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 18:32, Reply)