Afternoon all
Did I mention that my new phone came with a book reader, “Three Musketeers” by Alexandre Dumas was one of the three free one, just thought I’d let you know. Also I re-read Arthur C Clarkes “Profiles of the future” (non-fiction) earlier this year it’s quite amazing how much of the technology he wrote about in 1959 is common place today.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:48, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Dumas is FRESH, yo.
Clarke was a fucking paedo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Clarke was a massive quender, but he did foresee geosatalites in 1945

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

I read this as goatse satellites

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Watch it Nakkers you're one click away from the ignore button.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:58, Reply)

Best kids book evah.
www.amazon.co.uk/Were-Going-Bear-Michael-Rosen/dp/0744523230
Hungry Caterpillar can get to fuck
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:57, Reply)

No way is that the best kids book ever.
Rosen irritates me - too much money for old rope.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)

Not read that one how old is it?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Plus, Juden.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Monts I watched "Iron Sky" last night
A film that was so shit it was brilliant
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

seconding bear hunt here.
my daughter (now 12) used to cry at the last picture and protest 'he only wanted to play, mummy'...
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

See tangles
*sticks tounge out*
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)

My kid's got that, it came with a fucking animated DVD read by Lewis off of Inspector Morse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

Would I like it?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

It has Moon Nazi's and racism
what's not to like
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Hmmm, sounds worth a pop.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:25, Reply)

I love Ballard.
Even his sci fi stuff is extremely good. I recommend the short story Memories of the Space Age.

Follow that up with The Atrocity Exhibition.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I read an article the other day that claimed a large group of modern scifi tropes
were first written in a hack sequel to War of the Worlds called "Edison's Conquest of Mars". Stuff like hand held ray guns, spacesuits etc.
( Kroney, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

read wrote
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)