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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Probably this last New Year.I got a bit spackered at Clendrix's 40th, then came back up north and had a houseful of b3tans for new year's eve and just topped up my levels. I managed to fall over in the porch just after midnight and had to be helped upstairs. Then on new year's day we all went up to Edinburgh, where I continued to top up my levels all day and fell out of the train as it pulled into the station on the way back.
Then I fell down the stairs at home and broke my arse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:48,
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I did my country proud that weekend.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:51,
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The train journey up to Edinburgh was one of the most hilarious experiences ever.We managed to reduce Beekers to a dribbling wreck at one point.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:03,
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You had to be there really.but we were carrying out a conversation, mimicking Donald and Davy Stott and generally being lolwaki. Then at a lull in the conversation someone further up the carriage piped up "this is a lovely stretch of coastline" in a Stott voice, except it was his actual voice.
I nearly wet myself; Beekers spilled forth a puddle of dribble onto the table.
Taken in context it was the funniest thing ever. Apart from when I broke my arse.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:15,
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I fell down the stairs on it.The bruising was quite spectacular.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:53,
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