when i was 21, a man with robotic arms got me hideously drunk at a bar in spain.
I spent the night in the cool, tiled surroundings of the bathroom.

what's the drunkest you've ever been, ever?
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:27, 71 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

For my 21st I had a Five day blackout

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:28, Reply)

take your pick
I can now honestly say that drunken swimming is a very bad idea
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)

Drunken break-dancing is worse

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

I used to go skating on ecstasy

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

This sounds like the best idea ever
If we live in a world where you can buy buckfast why no ecstasy vending machines?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

That story should be put in a deep freeze it's so cool.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

srsly, popping an ollie when you're peaking is fucking sweet.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

clicks

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

you should try it.
Then put on some Wiggle or Seth Troxler and smoke up a load of weed.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

As an epi I dare not touch anything, no idea what it may do or how may conflict with my meds

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

oh man.
Ecstasy is by far my favourite drug, moreso than booze. It changed my life. I also would love to see it licensed for therapeutic use- the openness and lack of barriers it gives you is tremendous.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

i haven't done it for years but i agree.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:33, Reply)

It changed the way I think and changed my attitude to art, to people and to life.
Not to mention the empathy aspect. Also, raving to DnB or house when rushing is up there with great sex.

The couple of times I tried ecstasy at rock clubs it was horrible. Having said that, I saw Primal Scream once while on pills. That was ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I used to drink whole bottles of tequila and have blackouts.
One time was WELL lol.

Soz about quenders though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:31, Reply)

quedilicious

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:33, Reply)

STOP TROLLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:34, Reply)

it's what i do

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

he had proper robot arms and everything.
he's probably dead now. but it was the worst hangover i EVER HAD.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

Party on, metal man

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:38, Reply)

so you're saying he was actually armless?
I didn't take you for the amputee porn type
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)

When the world says "I can't fap to this"
The internet responds with "Challenge accepted"
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

you're on a roll

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I don't remember
that may be part of the problem.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:36, Reply)

When I was 14 I drank a pint of brandy, then tried a pint of mixed spirits. Being slightly more slight than most probably would have karked it if I had finished the second pint of spirits.
Doctors, hospital etc followed.

I am now 39 and still struggle with the smell of brandy.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Ouch

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:43, Reply)

Quite.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:44, Reply)

To my knowledge I have never had alcohol poisoning

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:46, Reply)

How old are you? It happens to most people once. The older you are without it happening the less chance you have of it occurring.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Mid-twenties
When I say to the best of my knowledge.. www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1692820
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Haha. Well done.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

MY memory is thus:
Stumble back to the pub as I had slunk out for a quick haircut (barbers next door+ drunk logic) and order another round of Absinthe.
~wavy lines~
Wake up in bed feeling light-headed and tipsy. Stumble downstairs to discover it is now five days later.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Never drank Absinthe. Now i am parent i never will

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Why does being a parent preclude you from drinking absinthe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)

not fair on my family to deal with any consequences of it.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

The hallucinations aren't that bad really..

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I am also epileptic, no idea how that would go together, so not worth the risk

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Fair enough

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

it causes homosexualness

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Probably this last New Year.
I got a bit spackered at Clendrix's 40th, then came back up north and had a houseful of b3tans for new year's eve and just topped up my levels. I managed to fall over in the porch just after midnight and had to be helped upstairs. Then on new year's day we all went up to Edinburgh, where I continued to top up my levels all day and fell out of the train as it pulled into the station on the way back.

Then I fell down the stairs at home and broke my arse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

A superb effort. 9.8/10.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I did my country proud that weekend.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Your country? Most of the EU.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

The train journey up to Edinburgh was one of the most hilarious experiences ever.
We managed to reduce Beekers to a dribbling wreck at one point.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

Excellent

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

You had to be there really.
but we were carrying out a conversation, mimicking Donald and Davy Stott and generally being lolwaki. Then at a lull in the conversation someone further up the carriage piped up "this is a lovely stretch of coastline" in a Stott voice, except it was his actual voice.

I nearly wet myself; Beekers spilled forth a puddle of dribble onto the table.

Taken in context it was the funniest thing ever. Apart from when I broke my arse.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)

How did you break your Arse?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)

I fell down the stairs on it.
The bruising was quite spectacular.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I have absolutely no idea.
I was too fucking pissed at the time to know or remember.
( The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

This is just a repackaged QOTW isn't it?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:51, Reply)

Yes.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

I miss QTOW

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

PONCE.
/ac
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Gaybo

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 21:59, Reply)

quender.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

oh, and when I was 15 the police took me home
because I was pissed and stoned after drinking with the homeless.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Probs made thier day

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I too like to bring the occasional drunk child home.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

I was once so drunk, I had to have glass of water and a sit down

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Oh man
Did the room go all spinny?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

I was once so hungover that the smell of the messy shit I did in the mirning made me puke.
I puked on my own shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

thats fucking disgusting
Oh my gawd
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I handled it rather suavely.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)

You really shouldn't have handled any of it

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

What kind of demon did that summon?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:31, Reply)

yer, bad move getting into a swivel chair

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

In other news, I am eating braised lemon & pepper chicken and potatoes with spinach whilst watching the green mile.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)

i have the worst hangover ever every weekend and twice during the week
I'm currently suffering due to bdubz draft busch light
so cheap!
so tasty!
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:09, Reply)

For the QOTW reply
Walking - or trying to walk home - down a path with a 4' high hedge alongside it.

Every five steps, despite my best efforts, I veered left and fell over the hedge.

Then I was sick. Copiously.

You asked for it. You got a dull reply.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:29, Reply)

Oh yeah, there was this incident as well...
b3ta.com/questions/dumbthings/post109162
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Out of this shite, kids.
Bedtime.

See you next time I'm bored shitless. xx
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

SIlly Janet
That was the movie 'Saw'

You alright?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 8:04, Reply)