i would hire necker for a couple of months
and fly out everyone i like for a holiday.

bradley cooper, so i could make him dust my apartment wearing just an apron. fuck tom cruise, he sucks. and i don't think i know who the other one is.

i'm never hypocritical. millions of other faults, but they're all on the surface.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:24, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Are you aware that Bradley Cooper is currently in a play that requires him spending some of it topless?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

NO
WHERE????????

oh in new york.

goddammit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

right there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

No idea, but he's playing Joseph Merrick

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

i googled
i fainted
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

I need to put my glasses on
I read that as farted.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

as if i would ever do anything of the sort
ever
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Of course! I realised my error very quickly ;)

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I'm not sure i would have cast him as Joseph Merrick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

Neither would I
But the reviews I've seen say he's good in it
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I would cast you as him.
Save money on makeup etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

My elephatisis is isolated to my cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:48, Reply)

If you drive you are hypocritical, everyone is
Morning Swipey, I'm less dead today, still can't must ther energy to work though
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

i think my sportscar is blatant, not hypocritical
you can think it's a tosser's car, but at least it's obviously a tosser's car.

why are you half dead?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

AIDS probably, feels like i have a head full of tennis balls, my throat feels like I've been deep throating rusty robo-cock
and I'm so tired i slept for 7 hours over the course of yesterday. WOE IS ME
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

oh no
i diagnose a serious case of MAN-FLU
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

thank god I have done my duty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

His mother dropped him on his head when he was a baby, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

shut up fridge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)