I'm in Sutton Coldfield this weekend
I'm going to a wedding. What random places have you ended up at
?

Alt: The 7 item breakfast, tea or coffee or juice is complimentary, what would you order?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 7:29, 56 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I ended up here once. They stole my soul.
I'm hanging around until I can steal it back.

Alt: at the moment, I'd order another six hours of sleep.

Have fun today. Hope you catch the bouquet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:49, Reply)

No way will I be
Catching the bouquet again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Oh Jeff, just another heart in need of rescue

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Waiting on love's sweet charity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

All I'm saying
Is that there are much easier ways of justifying a nice holiday than getting married again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Careful where you go, you might see a whitesnake

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

For weddings? Up til now a registry office. Wacky.
In four weeks time, it'll be Bucharest.

Alt: Coffee, two saus, egg, mushrooms, two hash browns, tomato
( Kroney, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

I took a wrong turn at Luton and ended up in an ancient Mesopatamia
Bacon, sausage, black pudding, poahed eggs, mushrooms, tomato, sautéed potatoes

I'm assuming toast is a given.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Do you want Gonz to cook your eggs for you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Not really if I'm honest, I have quite high hygene standards

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

But not spelling.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

A heron is staring at me, it's quite disturbing

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

PUNCH IT RIGHT IN IT'S CUNTING SMUG BEAK.
morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I got a bit confused after falling asleep on a train,
Thought I'd gone past my stop so jumped off at the next station in a panic. Turned out I was only asleep for about five minutes, next train wasn't for an hour and a half so I ended up wandering around the Bus Museum in Long Hanborough.

Scrambled Eggs, bacon, sausage, fried bread, hash Brown, grilled tomato.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

alright Windington?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

yeah,
I'm doing a relief management week in a different pub this week, the manager who has gone told me to be in at 9 as there is loads to do here in the morning (we open at 12)
She's obviously a lazy shit bag, as I've got everything sorted. Normally I'd be in at 10:30. Stupid woman.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Hailey perchance?

(feedingtimeatthezoo day 1 of his bikini diet started, Sun 5 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Fried slice, black pudding, two bacon, fried egg, tinned tomatoes, sausage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

morning Prince

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Alright? I hear you've been using ignore 2.0.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

who told you that?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Al I think.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:00, Reply)

Ha!
It improves my OT user journey. I like it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:02, Reply)

It seems kinda lame to me

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I am 100% in favour of it

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

but what's the point of it? they're still going to bitch about you, it'll just be that they can't see your posts and you can't see theirs.

(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:14, Reply)

if it means it's more difficult to be an obnoxious prick then fine by me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

For once I agree with PlumD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Plum Master D to you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

You wish
Peacock gayer
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

plus, if they miss out on entertaining threads then that's a petty but enjoyable bonus.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

I don't think he's bothered tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

neither am I.
Less bellending and obesity on OT though.

Have you looked at my cock pics yet?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Sounds like a heart attack on a plate

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

As a proper cooked breakfast should.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Very true

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

fried slice?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Fried bread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Okay. I've had enough sleep now.
Let's grab this weekend by the nutsack and squeeze until it pops.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

ouch?
Was that comment really needed?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I will never know the pain of a swift kick to the knackers
therefore am able to make that comment with impunity.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Bad B3th

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

On b3ta with my phone;
Sitting in my car whilst some Algerians wash it. Middle England.
( Kroney, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Living the dream
Also, why do you people still insist on subjugating the Algerians? They won their independence years ago.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Hey look
They followed me over here and subjugated themselves. That's their choice.
( Kroney, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

Smoked herring and buttered brown bread, lots of strong tea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

two bacon sausage toast beans egg hash browns
if the sausages don't look good swap it out for something better.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Swap em for MOAR bacon

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Bacon, Sausage, Fried egg, Black pudding, Baked beans. Scrambled eggs, Fried bread.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Needs strong tea

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:34, Reply)

and haggis

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:40, Reply)

also white pudding

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I have you on ignore by the way.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

who said that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm down here!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 11:50, Reply)

You always are

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Sat 4 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)