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I think for about 4 weeks. Then I forgot. I found it many years later and re-lived fingering my first girlfriend again (in excrutiatingly teenage detail)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:55, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

"like plunging my hand into a bowl of mince left in the sun for a day"?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

DEFCON BONGLE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

You are still a teenage boy in a grown up's body.
Get used to it.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

*wanks*
*grows footy 'tache*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

* 11 a side

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

re-lived wanked over until my penis was a bloodied stump
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

The callouses on it stop this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)