Semi-cripple to almost fully functioning
However, any exercise which involves impact is out (running etc) as is swimming (I'm one of those humans that doesn't float) so weight is becoming an issue.
If I was being gender-reassigned I'd lose weight. I mean, If I became female they'd have to remove half of my brain wouldn't they?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

lol
cycling? i cycle everywhere, and it's great exercise. Athough admittedly, Oxford is very bicycle friendly, i'm not sure i'd want to cycle around london.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Cycling is a possibility
It'd have to be a 'sit up & beg' type though as I can't hold my head up enough* to use low handlebars.

*Titanium plate + bolts + three vertebrae fused together
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

fair enough,
I know how it goes, my left leg is mostly metal after a motorbike accident, and I walk like bent cowboy now. Bit totally go for the cycling, especially if you've got a canal near you, canal paths are pretty and usually better maintained than your average off road cycle route.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Broke back?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

ahhh just cayant quit yew.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I walk for 30 mins each morning down a canal
and I fucking hate the cyclists on there.

One of these days I shall push one in. The selfish bastards.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

well,
there is this, don't cycle on the canal when its busy, as you have to stop every 5 yards for a dog, or a cunt with a buggy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I have my L4, L5 and S1 vertebrae fused. It hurt. A lot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

how did that happen?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=spondylolisthesis&aq=1&oq=spondylo&sugexp=chrome,mod=18&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:47, Reply)

sounds fantastic.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

....and the rest removed?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:44, Reply)

It's a contact sport in London.
As in, contact with left-turning lorries.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Mary Hansen lols

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)