Morning Sir? How's the candidate this morning? Raring to go?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:49, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I heard he was caught space docking with an underage pug last night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I heard worse. Much worse.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You must stop listening to the voices.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Practically on my own at work today.
YAY
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

How're you feeling about your campaign? Lots of support for you from the look of everyone's sig.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

It made me laugh the laugh of the megalomaniacal.
I just spazzed back through last night's posts since I wasn't around on account of living the rock'n'roll playboy lifestyle I lead, and I can't find the thread in which everybody decided they hated Monty so much.

I am forced to conclude, in the absence of any evidence aside from a bandwagon, that I am the political Casanova and the fair People of /OT my mistress.
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

This one?
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1695764
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

you do realise
your own signature doesn't inspire the voters with confidence, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

It seems to be doing the trick

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I dunno the tide might be turning

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Fuck 'em.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Perhaps some form of coalition is in order?
You could be OT's Nick Clegg to Kroney's David Cameron.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)