A friend has a phobia about buttons, I thought this was a joke but apparently not. It's reasonably common too.
Weirdo. His colleagues made him cry and run away because they stuffed a load of buttons into his hands. He needed a day off work, and he's a school teacher. I only hope his pupils never find out about this, if they do, he may as well retire.

Alt alt, my Bob Marley hawaiian shirt. Blue purple and every other colour.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:13, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I ran into somebody else a while back with this phobia.
I get that phobias are irrational, right. I get that you can't control them and that they're rooted in some childhood trauma or something, but spiders, moths, wasps all these things buzz or skitter around.

But buttons? Fucking *buttons*?
( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:15, Reply)

Shut up. Loser.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

You're more likely to choke to death on a button than, say, a MOTH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:17, Reply)

I'm a Francophobe.
Soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

All right Dozer. Don't apologise.
Manly handshakes all round.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

kes ndies
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:35, Reply)

try again
damn ninja
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:36, Reply)

I hope for his sake he's not Amish.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:16, Reply)

He's not Scots, no.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:26, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 11:32, Reply)