I was only saying to my 13-years-younger-than-me girlfriend the other day,
as I was pulling on my skinny jeans, I said 'blokes who have mid-life crises are fucking pathetic'. I mean really, grow old gracefully FFS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:01, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, cos you're such a picture of growing old gracefully.
With your stringy little pony tail and your ridiculously large record collection, and your MASSIVE DRUGS paraphernalia. Nah, you're a walking poster boy for growing old gracefully.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

The joke











Your head
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

No, I got "the joke" it just wasn't funny.
Or maybe it was and I just don't care? I'm in a shitty mood and expect better humour from the likes of you lot. Thus far tonight I am sadly disappointed.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

DYAAKY it's the only answer

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Seriously considering it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

A steady campaign of internet
Bullying will cheer you up no end
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Nah, not in the mood for it today.
You're all too shit for me to bother.
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

You Deacon, Poppet.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Hahahhahahaha
first click of the day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

You're 26?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)