i have a convertible, but i've had one since i was 27, so it doesn't count
if i need surgery, i'll have it. but GOOD surgery. no stretchy face.

alt: my friend being a moron.

altalt: the tube. this morning. 30 mins stuck in a hot dark crowded tunnel and when teh driver finally spoke to us, some stupid cunt let her cunting child SING all over the top of the announcement. i have become a lady who tuts.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i'm sure you're allowed to punch children in the face on the underground.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

There is a girl on that "Thelma's Girls" tv show who looks like a young you.
I think her name is Victoria. She's proper thick though, so I knew you two aren't the same person. Plus if you sold your flat you could buy pretty much everything including contents on the land she lives on... Twice over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

i've never seen it, hang on...
www.google.co.uk/search?um=1&hl=en&biw=1280&bih=843&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=%22thelma%27s+girls%22+victoria&oq=%22thelma%27s+girls%22+victoria&gs_l=img.3...19360.20297.0.20344.9.7.0.0.0.0.125.548.5j1.6.0...0.0...1c.XUlqn57QCM0

which one gonz? if it's the ugly bint with pink hair, i will hunt you down and bake you into a pie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Can't see her at first glance on my phone, I'll find a picture when I get home.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)

He means the one with the blue hair and the beard.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)