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Chris Hoy is the same age as me
he has 6 gold olympic medals, i have bacon and spinach pasta.
evening shift, assemble!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:11,
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no.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:22,
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I'm just off out.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:28,
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not a great turn out, then
I guess I'll go read. Laters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:30,
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He is also the same age as me.
He has six gold medals, you have bacon and spinach pasta and I have a piece of gum that's lost all it's flavour, as I've been chewing it for ages.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:34,
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He hasn't been posting on an internet forum for losers for nearly a decade either
coincidence...
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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Well done for pointing out the obvious, dickwad.
Who would have thought Britain's greatest Olympian doesn't waste his precious time on a forum for virgins, retards and social spackmonkeys.
In other news, water is wet.
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 18:56,
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i'm impressed that you manage to tick all three boxes
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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Ohhhhhhhhh dear
Run for the hills
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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probably not a larper, either
there are many sacrifices to make to achieve Olympic gold
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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Evening
I have just been to my nieces B-day party (only 8 if you really want to know) and have been forced to drink ouzo, I forgot how rank that shit is.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:06,
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Ohhh, I quite fancy ouzo now.
Isn't it a bit hardcore for an eight year old?
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The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:13,
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Thats how we roll
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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elllo, ello, ello
What's goin' on 'ere then?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:35,
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Nothing to see here move along please.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:38,
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ok
*potters off to flip fish fingers*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:41,
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what you up to Nakkers?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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fuck all
which is perfect
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:49,
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Agreed
I'm shocking out to Jill Scott
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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He probably gets more sex than you as well.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:52,
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most people do these days.
oooooh...yummy Russian high jumper. I'd jump him.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:53,
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Never underestimate the power of a pissy smelling cloak
And desperate LARP'ers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:54,
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coupled with emotional retardation, these things are nullified
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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The ice man cometh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:55,
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oh
and wearing facepaint and a mask makes it hard to flirt. Perhaps this is a good thing, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:57,
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Probs.
How is Cavy this evening, apartfromstartingathreadthenleavingusalltofallintoapitofnoanswers
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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*takes a deep breath*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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i'm pretty sleepy and a bit bored
(although technically I've got quite a few things to do). I think I need to do something fun or go somewhere fun this week, otherwise if it keeps raining I'll never leave the house.
How's you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Same as always.
I talked a friend out of having an affair today. I hope i did the right thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:03,
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yes you did
people having affairs = bad
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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but what would happen on Eastenders
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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someone would get a job on a market, shout at some
other dude, leave in a taxi and hang out in a laundrette. I've not seen Eastenders in 15 year, but I guess it's not changed
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:06,
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His wife is old friends with my wife
He's an old friend of mine, I will not get suck in the middle of that shit. My last comment was "if you want me to come over there and slap some sense into you, I'll be MOAR than happy to oblige"
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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i think it's weird he asked your permission
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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trying to justify his potential actions
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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kids?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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Nice couple, really.....
Three kids involved in the mix.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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bellend
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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Yep
I said pretty much the same thing
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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selfish bellend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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are any of the pub working people here? I have a question
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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I once worked in a pub,
Many years ago
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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nah, I think I need Windy pig
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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hello.
You've got about 5 minutes till I dissapear.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:19,
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why can't pubs make decent roast potatoes?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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For fook sake Nakkers
They buy in meals.
I asked my son if they still do caramel tart at school. (I think he's been fingering the mixed raced girl from his expression)
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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I'm not talking about Hungry Horse pubs here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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many and varied reasons,
The main ones being, in no particular order:
Cooking to order is almost impossible due to the time roast potatoes take, so they are hot held which dried them out.
Poor quality potatoes to begin with as many places but shitty pre-peeled ones that are horrid to begin with to save on labour.
Lazy chefs doing it wrong.
Don't use proper fat, just cheap oil to cut costs.
But the first one is the main culprit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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i usually find them under cooked and not crispy
it ruins lunch for me :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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cook em through, then hot hold, dry pots.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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That and most of the cooking is done by the publicans wife
My wifes cooking turned well known pub into a great pub just because of her cooking and timing.
1 Meals served between X o'clock till Y o'clock
2 keep meals simple
3 Good quality menu
4 Great beer
5 5 GOLDEN RINGS
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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do you reckon your wife could produce upwards of 150 meals a sitting?
I need a new chef.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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Miserabling out to Arab Strap.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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:(
Poorly rodents get you some genuine sympathy from me.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:02,
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it gets lols from everyone else
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:04,
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I like to buck the trend
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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Who can forget the site autism when everyone bundled in to have a go at cancer joy because he DARED to post a picture of the family cat that had just been run over
fat spastics in motion is a truly awe inspiring sight, like watching nature in the Serengeti National Park, only hideously ugly internet people instead
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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I suppose you never, at any point took the piss?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:11,
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he's a very sensitive man
in touch with his feminine side. That's why he's letting me plait his hair
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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nah, he just likes to take the opposite stance to almost everything
that's his thing, to argue regardless of anything, to game is to argue.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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FUCK THAT RORY FOR MOD
The voice of reason on here
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Nah man I got clean hands on that score, just one look at the populol page will tell you that posting pictures weren't the problem
he'd told some member of a clique to fuck off which enraged that clique, and then every bluenamer and background noiser bundled to share in the supposed outrage of POSTING A PICTURE.
It was right internet for spastics that day.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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i think I missed it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:18,
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Needs MOAR links to an Emvee bash
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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The level of detail you can recall for this site is truly impressive.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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It's almost as if he has nothing else going on
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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evening
I'm watching the women's 100m hurdles. Jessica Zelinka came last which is a pity 'cos I'd be more than happy to give her an oily rubdown post-race.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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the cute russian high jumper won
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 21:27,
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This is going well.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:20,
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yes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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I hope you're proud.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:28,
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i am
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 22:36,
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and so you should be
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:04,
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alright.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 23:16,
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