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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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already on the case
all butter flapjack. i'm going to shit a goddamn fencepost.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
all butter flapjack. i'm going to shit a goddamn fencepost.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:20, 1 reply, 12 years ago)
Green way to al fresco dumping.
(1) Take your trusty hand axe, which is also used for chopping wood for fires. DON'T cut live trees, it doesn't burn well and you fuck the tree.
(2) Cut a V shaped wedge out the ground, larger than the mud baby you intend to park.
(3) Deposit, wipe and place loo roll/Daily Mail into the hole.
(4) Replace the divot.
Much nicer than a horrendous festival bog, and you don't leave shit on the ground for a fucking bare footed hippy to step into. On this subject, take some decent footwear too. Boots are best, if rain expected, then welliebobs.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
(1) Take your trusty hand axe, which is also used for chopping wood for fires. DON'T cut live trees, it doesn't burn well and you fuck the tree.
(2) Cut a V shaped wedge out the ground, larger than the mud baby you intend to park.
(3) Deposit, wipe and place loo roll/Daily Mail into the hole.
(4) Replace the divot.
Much nicer than a horrendous festival bog, and you don't leave shit on the ground for a fucking bare footed hippy to step into. On this subject, take some decent footwear too. Boots are best, if rain expected, then welliebobs.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)
take an AXE to a festival? yeah that'll work FINE
alternative:
1: grab toilet roll
2: find portaloo
3: poop
4: wipe
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
alternative:
1: grab toilet roll
2: find portaloo
3: poop
4: wipe
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)
They're used for firewood.
For sitting round your fire at night being sociable.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
For sitting round your fire at night being sociable.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)
i'll be SURE to tell the security guards
as they wrestle me to the ground en masse that it's only for firewood. and that the twelve inch bowie knife is for gutting fish. and the rifle is only in case of bears.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
as they wrestle me to the ground en masse that it's only for firewood. and that the twelve inch bowie knife is for gutting fish. and the rifle is only in case of bears.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)
Do hairy poofters frequent this festival?
You'll need more than a .22 mate. a fucking 12 bore and some AIDS spray.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
You'll need more than a .22 mate. a fucking 12 bore and some AIDS spray.
( , Wed 8 Aug 2012, 13:02, Reply)
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