Back to work after a week off
And every application and mailbox I need to do my job has been wiped. Fuck's sake, I don't leave 'til Friday.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

So that's a week of sitting on your arse doing nothing?
Congratulations dude.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Not a chance.
Besides, I'd be bored rigid after half a day.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Inform the powers that be and then sit back until they've sorted the issue
I had a similar thing with a big upgrade to my laptop. The Germans needed it so I sent it back to them on a Friday, come Monday they were calling me to see why I hadn't logged in etc etc. The reply 'You've got the laptop' was the cue for the MD to rip the German IT guy several new ones as he could have updated me remotely. Didn't get the laptop back util the Friday. Win!
In other news, so far today my chips have been urine-free. I expect this state of affairs to change, however
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Already done.
Bloody IT monkeys.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

OOK!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)