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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
You know how in There's Something About Mary spaff is proved to have starch-like qualities?
Do you reckon that's why cocks get hard? Cos they're full of such a substance?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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Who are you and what have you done with Darth?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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I'm sure I don't know what you mean old boy
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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Yeah, and yeast too.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:39,
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It only does that when dry though?
so unless yours is full of dry spunk, no.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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That's his arsehole.
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PsychoChomp, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:42,
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It's not dry
Gets replenished too frequently innit
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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It's like Karl Ruprecht Kroenen's innards in there
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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They're hard because you are sucking them
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:43,
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