"random acts of wrongness" would be my autobiography
the first cd i bought was the "dirty dancing" soundtrack - i was about 11. dad brought our first cd player home from work and told me to get in the car quickly to go and buy a cd. we got to "our price" at 5.58pm and it shut at 6pm, so i just grabbed the first thing i saw.

mind you, i still fucking love a bit of "dirty dancing", me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*puts swipe in the corner*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

you've reminded me of the alternate ending in "family guy" now
hahaha.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwlM-C0jAfQ

fucking brilliant
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

11 32
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

feck orf
i was NOT 32 in 1988!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Sorry, my mistake. You were 34.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

this is poor maths on your part
i am ashamed of you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

My maths is fine. You look 58, so must have been born in '54.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

ah, so it's your eyesight that's to blame?
and we all know what causes that... your sig
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

NOW I feel old!
I was 28 in 1988.

*wanders off muttering 'when I was young this was all fields' etc etc*
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

You ARE old.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

*Cue standard reply*
I've been your age, sonny. There ain't no guarantee you'll reach mine.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Very true and quite likely I won't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

You might if you keep your head down
If you can get it any lower
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

urgh this reminds me of sweaty yoga
my forehead is never going to touch that fucking floor

sorry i didn't text you back btw - my mobile is banned from my desk at the moment by the boss.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

No worries
I definitely didn't stay awake all night thinking you didn't love me any more.

Is sweaty yoga a real thing? It sounds like a dismissive term
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

well
some people call it bikram
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Is it basically yoga in a stupidly hot room?
Because that sounds like someone devised my own personal idea of hell, then charged people to participate in it
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

That's supposed to be a positive thing?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)