WooooOOOOooooOOOOOoooo, I am a ghooOOOsst.
NOT REALLY!!!

It's all a load of toss, of course, but I've always been interested in it all, for what belief in such stuff tells about the people who believe it.

My ex-stepmother was on telly last night, on 'The Great British Bake-off'. Just watching it now on iPlayer. She's doing very well. She fucking should, she's eaten enough cake in her time.

Also, alright?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:08, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Afternoon Monty
Are you enjoying your time off?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Yes thanks.
Had a full weekend with the nipper, and got absolutely obliterated yesterday. Sorted out a BT problem that's been nagging for months today - all good stuff.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Clearly not, if he's back on here talking to us lot.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Just waiting for some Injun to call me back, then you'll be free of me, you lucky cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

FFS she's making a pie out of cake now, the burgling Christian knob.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

I watched that.
Which one was she?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

The posh bird (Victoria), short grey hair, arse the size of Suffolk.
She looks like Obelix from behind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

She is a good lookin woman...
www.radiotimes.com/news/2012-08-14/the-great-british-bake-off-meet-the-contestants
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)