That's nothing!
For the past two weeks every single fucking paper and TV show etc has been crapping on incessantly about some 'who can jump the highest' competition that was held near my house. Seriously - these are adults I'm talking about. You couldn't make it up. I wish I was.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:01, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I hope your daughter dies of an obesity related disease and we can all laugh and say "Well, if you had encouraged her to do some sort of sport this wouldn't have happened"

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Result!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:05, Reply)

This would be a fuckup of Olympic proportions

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

#inspireageneration

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

+ #tobankrupcy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

God me too! Save me a fortune.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

"Hay, c'mon now, I'm hoping to get laid in about 10 year's time, she's 4, right?"
Is what I'd say if I ever decided I didn't really need teeth or intact bones or what most people commonly refer to as 'life'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:32, Reply)