Afternoon, benders.
Just been sorting through my dozens of whinging gazzes. You should hear what you're all saying about each other.

I'm not at all surprised by that article. Have you seen kids these days? I mean, in a non-noncey way? They're all bastards. Also, I note Prince Philip is back in hospital. Bet he's dead before the weekend. Extra day's bank holiday this year, tidy.

Alt: I've just enjoyed Grimm and Awake. I've taped that Person of Interest thing but haven't watched it yet. also, Body of Proof is okay.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I would bet that nobody's whinged to you about anything.

( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:39, Reply)

My inbox is as empty as ever : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Haha finally a mod and it's of
the *slightly* more grown up board. No gossip for b3th :(
( Kroney, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:41, Reply)

Can you mod people into being less dull please?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Last time you complained of feeling lonely and unloved I became your fan
and then you just left like a dick without becoming my b3ta 'friend'

I'm not falling for that one again
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

Oh man, how I laughed at that one.
You looked proper silly there, Rory.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

now that it's out I'll look like an even more unpopular dick
not even b3th will be my friend they'll say.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I bet there's a bunch of people who are suddenly a lot nicer to her.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Nah, everybody hates me, innit?
Anyway, if someone was being a cunt and doing something naughty like posting IRL names etc, I'd treat them the same if they were my friend or not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:42, Reply)

Oh man, I hope you havn't been reading today's threads then.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

Why, what have you been doing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)

Well someone posted a gaz earlier, that deserves a weeks ban.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

But it was a gaz from a cunt.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Meh, I'm sure Tia Sharp wasn't the nicest kid.
Her killer should still be beheaded.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:52, Reply)

"Hung from a lampost in her home town and let the locals decide what to do with him"
was my favourite punishment. What if they took him down the pub for a pint and some chips?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I've been for a pint in Croydon, It's a pretty severe punishment.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)

What did Croydon do to deserve that?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Nothing
obviously.

Just don't read them.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I might read them later if I need help getting off to sleep.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:51, Reply)

He’s on this year’s celebrity death list along with Thatcher and Mel brooks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:43, Reply)

I thought Mel Brooks was already dead.
I knew Thatcher wasn't, because the resulting cheer would have forced the moon out of orbit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:45, Reply)

I think Thatcher's on it just because we all hope so much
I expect they will install a Dance Dance Revolution game on her grave
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:46, Reply)

One person did have Whitney

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:49, Reply)

www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 16:47, Reply)