I only started school in the early 90s, so that's obviously bollocks too.
I think a lot of the problem is down to parents expecting schools to do all the work and taking no responsibility for their kids not being thick cunts. My mum taught me to read and write before I started school, and I think that helped considerably.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:58, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I was referring to sporto, not you.
Your mum taught me a thing or two as well.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

...and me

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

It'll likely be quicker to list the people who haven't shagged my mum.

( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)