You have to see his point
It might mistake him for a cat and chase him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Or it might get shot by a cop.
Or it might end up in the Daily Mail. Frankly, I don't know which is worse.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I wouldn't take it to New York if I were you.
They don't seem to like dogs much. They're probably cat people.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:41, Reply)

I don't trust cat people.
They tend to be emotionally stunted.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

As a cat person
I entirely agree
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

but but but KITTEHZ????

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:48, Reply)

fuck the Kittehz
fuck them in their cold, black, hearts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:49, Reply)

it's nearly always about what you had as a kid
that's why some people love birds or hamsters, whilst others would kill them with fire.

i want a cat and a dog, but as i'm allergic to both, it'll probably be a slow decline into spinsterhood with a goldfish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

They've bred a hypo-allergenic dog.

( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

yes
it's called a poodle

fuck that nasty fluffy shit
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Ending up in the Daily Mail
that's worse than anything. It's worse than Hitler fisting Myra Hindley with a Maddy mask on.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Who's wearing the maddy mask?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

you are.
I dunno. Both of them. But I stress this in the most positive way - only on here would that be an actual question, as if the answer affected how bad the scenario is regarded to be.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:44, Reply)

bad the scenario is?? I was just trying to finish off.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:46, Reply)

It works for me either way.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:47, Reply)

+while Diana watches from heaven

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

alwayz in R harts. And porn.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 11:45, Reply)

*click*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)