I don't believe you
that's just the sort of shit you would put on the internet and we'd all be like "Hey Rory, had any calzones recently?" and you'd be all like "AHAHA YOU FUCKING RETARD I DON'T EVEN LIKE CALZONE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID WHEN YOU BELIEVED ME YOU WANKER!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i don't get why anyone would like calzone
it disappears twice as quickly as real pizza
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You can get bigger fillings.
Also they remind me of Chimichangas
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Giant italian pasties
except without the carrot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

thanks for ruining the magic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)