you've convinced me
you should totally do the EHO thing.

i have heard that rice is responsible for some of the worst cases of food poisoning. it seems so innocuous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Chinese buffets that keep the rice for a few days are the worst.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)

as i said,
i can get very dull on the whole subject, but basically, Rice is one that harbours spore forming bacteria, that is also able to be distributed through the skin. So you get it by eating re-heated rice, then you touch stuff an other people get it, lick their fingers or whatever, and as it soon as it hits colon, BOOM!!! you're fucked.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)

shudder
i knew it all came down to other people touching stuff.

people suck.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)

one last boring thing,
supply chain is the most important thing, a case where Heston Blumenthals restaurant gave around 300 people food poisoning, including i tkink one kid that nearly died, was traced all the way back to the butcher that was supplying his meat, to one member of staff that had gone to work with the shits.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)

So in a roundabout way it's all swipey's ex's fault?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)

sure, why not.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)

fuck
you'd want to give him more than the shits if you found him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)