What's a dime piece, al?
Is that the chocolate with nutty stuff inside?
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:10, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yes DiT.
Yes it is.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:10, Reply)

But how could you fuck it?
I should think the shatter risk would be enough to put people off.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:13, Reply)

DiT, I'm in a quandry.
As you know I'm an exceptionally lazy person. I have a report I was supposed to write this morning and two quotes to get out. But I really fancy going home and playing Civ 5 for a while before getting a kebab since the mrs is out tonight.

Question is this, should I get stuck into the report, finish it and go to the gym, or should I blow out of work early and play games and shit?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Well, Al, I suppose I have a question for you in return:
When is the report due? And are these business critical quotes? Because I'd suggest if you are going to keep Mrs Al in the manner to which she has become accustomed, you'd better shake that money maker.

So my proposal is this: get quotes out quick, go to gym, then play Civ5 and shit. Then do the report tomorrow morning - but only if it's not due tomorrow!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)

It's not due for a couple of weeks.
The quotes aren't urgent either.

Let's break it down to this. Essentially what I'm saying is, should I go to the gym, or should I play Civ 5.

Frankly I think the kebab question is a no brainer.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

I have never played Civ 5, so my shout would be gym, and then guilt-free kebab.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Also:
I'm truly upset by that clog-wearing rapist, so another part of your evening should be spent having opinions about that online. Drunken, angry, ill-conceived opinions.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)

I said rude words to my wife when I heard the news on the radio last night.
Fucking devious cunt. I hope he tears every single one of his muscles and breaks both arms.

Or I hope the results of his fitness test are "I'm sorry, it's AIDS"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:19, Reply)

Fucking badge-kissing mercenary.
Apparently he's said he needs to make sure he provides for his family.

Yeah, because it's impossible to do that on ONE HUNDRED AND TEN THOUSAND POUNDS a week. Cunt.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)

OH ok, it's a football sub-thread.
Carry on.
( Kroney, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)

i maded a new thread
less footbally
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Too late
I'm going in a couple of minutes.
I might lurk in it from the pub, as I have been let down by my fellow drinker.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)

well
I need people to entertain me for 3/4 of an hour then remind me I had to pick up my friend from the train station
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Why not go to that one where unemployed pricks from qotw normally hang out
you're cool enough to be their friend
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

D'you really think so?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 17:25, Reply)

Yeah, it took me until the bit about the huge salary to realise.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

That fucks me off
just admit it, you are a greedy cunt and only care about money. Don't pretend there is some sort of higher purpose.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)

"The bottom line is that I want to win trophies with Arsenal, not with anybody else. I know you can win trophies in many countries and in many ways, but I want to do that in our way and in an Arsenal shirt.

‘I’m sure I could win things at another team in another country, but would it feel like our trophy, my trophy? I’m not sure it would. Anything we win here will come from the heart and that’s what I want. It’s my dream and I see no point in speaking about other teams when I have these dreams. I think other people know that about me; I’m just hungry to win with Arsenal and that’s it" – Robin van Persie, February 2011

Cunty McCunt, first high lord of the cunts. You were brilliant last season, but that's irrelevant now. You're a cunt.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

He should do alright at Old Trafford
We ent had a dutch cock in ages
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

if you have to ask this question,
then you are not a truly lazy man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Even typing it looks a lot of eff

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)