No, steak, hopefully
I guess you're trying to insinuate that I'm a pleb for going to Benidorm, right? Don't knock it till you've tried it, it wasn't that bad 20 years ago, and it was so clean it made Blackpool look like the cesspit it undoubtedly is. And it was cheaper, too, sadly not the case since the Euro came in.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 8:55, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

No the pikey bit is experiencing the local flavours by heading to 'Betty's English Cafe' in Benidorm to have a 'full English'
it puts a marker down for the nature of your holidaying experience. Apart from the package holiday bits of places like Benidorm or Malaga they're pretty descent places to go to, hitoric centres, if you head inland there's less tourist shit and what have you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Malaga isn't a bad place to base yourself in for a week - you can get to all sorts of interesting stuff within an hour's drive.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)

The rents have a villa down by Marbella, there's loads to see and do between Malaga, Marbella and Gibraltar; or you can head inland into Andalucia
there's as much egg and chips as you want if you're so inclined as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Ever been to Salabrena? East of Alumecar.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

No, but it sounds dreamy
we could hold hands and watch the sun go down from the terrace
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Be gentle with me darling x

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Indeed
Never understood why someone would go to another country to drink Tetley bitter and eat fish&chips while watching the Premiership on Sky!
We avoided those places, but the lure of a hangover cure full English for 40p was too much to resist......
Funniest thing was a group of Icelandic people who spent the whole week completely shitfaced. Beer was something like £9 a pint at home for them, so when they could get pints of San Miguel for £1.50 or so they went a bit nuts!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:09, Reply)

CSB

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Can't Stop Buggering?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Cock Sucking Bastard?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Crazy Subarctic Boozers?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Crappy Spanish Beer?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Cool story bro.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Do you know, that never occurred to me

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:21, Reply)

Clean Spanish Beaches?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)