Anyone around?
I'VE HAD CURRY.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:41, 48 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

alright Jeff?
Hercules has died. He died in his sleep.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:47, Reply)

aww
Sorry to hear that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:50, Reply)

I'm bearing up.
He was comfortable, happy and not in pain when he went.

Obviously I'm sad about it, but he had a good life and he knew it. The kindest, gentlest, most friendly hamster ever.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:58, Reply)

Sorry to hear that PD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Evening B3th.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Yes. Yes it is.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

evening Jeff
I had a kebab. It was a bit meh, to be honest. I've had a glass of wine and I'm seriously contemplating an early night.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 21:49, Reply)

Looking forward to the new season?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

quite a bit
I think we'll do pretty well. Fuck the pundits.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I think my lot are certs for relegation.
We've been flirting with it for 3 seasons, I'm fairly sure they'll take the plunge and really go for the drop this time.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)

Or surprise you?
Stranger things have happened. 3 clubs could go bankrupt, it's not impossible...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

True.
And we could be one of them!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I am at a boring birthday party. I'm hungry and fancy eating a dead hamster.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Thank you, Freddie Star.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)

I'm almost entirely here
apart from the bit of my brain which has fucked off for the night.
What curry did you have, Jeff? Was it nice? Did you go for saag aloo or bombay potatoes? Was there naan? We need to know.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:41, Reply)

I had.
Onion Bhaji
Chicken Balti
Special Rice
Keema Nan
Tarka Dhal.

And some Ribena.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:44, Reply)

Living the high life.
I assume this was at home, unless you've found some classy high end restaurant that serves Ribena?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:49, Reply)

It was a home.
'Tis a quiet night in at DogFuckerTowers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Saving all the wild partying for tomorrow, eh?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I want to sleep all weekend.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

That sounds like a bloody good plan at the moment.
Any reason in particular?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Yeah. I'm tired.
How are you doing, any news?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Had some more feedback on my CV. Seems it's a bit too long for people to plough through.
I need to sit down with it and fish out the most important bits. All the rest I can fill in when I get interviews.
Probably best not to do itwhen I'm off my tits though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Why are you off your tits?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Pain. Codeine. Rum. Sleepiness.
So, how is work? How is notwork?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:27, Reply)

Still working, but I spoke with someone today about a different contract.
Not a great location and it's only for 3 months (with a possible extension), but the rate is really good.

But we'll see. Any news your end?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I think my problem has been that I'm using the whole CV instead of picking out the bits that are relevent to each job,
and I'm talking about duties rather than achievements. Apparently, no-one even reads CVs that stretch to 3 pages. Which is understandable.
I've got some ideas for where to start, but maybe not tonight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Start a new thread b3th.
We need one for the weekend.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I am watching The Hurt Locker and grieving.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:52, Reply)

There there

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I know how silly it sounds but hamsters genuinely do have distinct petsonalities.
He was ace.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Most animals do, and it's only natural for us to anthropomorphise them.
If a creature is entirely dependent on you for its welfare, ad you love it, it doesn't matter whether it's a goldfish or an elephant. Anyone you love will break your heart when they die. But like you said, if you know he had the best life you could possibly have given him, and he was happy, and he didn't suffer, you did alright by him.

I'm going to be a gibbering fucking wreck when it's Biscuit, I know that for a fact.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:01, Reply)

It's too late for a new thread.
Let's just mosey on down here.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:42, Reply)

Okey doke.
How is W-s-M at the mo?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:46, Reply)

Wet, windy, humid,
and currently, dark.
I can't imagine this summer has been great for tourist businesses. And they haven't even got a pierbash to liven up profits.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:50, Reply)

This is true.
You should organise one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Yeah, I could put it on the calendar.
Then people could tell me officially how they don't want to come to Weston.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Sad times.
We'll do another Bristol bash next year.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:00, Reply)

Shit, as always

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:51, Reply)

Alright Bob.
Still fucked off about the Arsenal or looking forward to the season?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:54, Reply)

Massively fucked off tbh
Sick of the board now
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)

You tell 'em, Bobby.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Thanks mate
You smacked off your tits?
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:57, Reply)

Wearing off now.
Now I'm just mongy-sleepy. Might leave you boys to it in a minute. I can barely keep my eyes open.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 23:59, Reply)

Me three, adios

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 0:00, Reply)

IVE HAD CURRY TOO!!
AND BEER!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:09, Reply)

Now I can't sleep.
But I'm shattered.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 18 Aug 2012, 1:32, Reply)