I've had to block three people from sending me app requests
All they seem to do is fucking play FB games and send invites out to their entire friends list. I still prefer those people to new mothers, though. Jesus Christ. A whole new order of tedium. My baby! My baby lying down! My baby waving its arms around! Fuck's sake.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:27, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

are you getting broody kroney?
do you want a little baby of your own?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

kroney is just bitter because nobody likes his pics of his hamster.
hammy lying down, hammy running, hammy eating its own foot....
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

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( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you make me sick!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

If it's any consolation, I think that the the Hamster pictures were really something.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

stop fucking encouraging kroney!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

It's called sarcasm.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I have never understood why people keep rodents as pets.
They're vermin. It's like keeping a Hackney sewer rat as a pet. Sure, he carries rabies and screams all day and night and tries to bite my finger off but his evil little red eyes and wiry black fur are so adorable!
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Not broody, no.
I'll probably have kids at some point, but they're hardly on the top of my list of priorities. As for other peoples', they're ugly, squalling, annoying pricks that stink of shit and I strongly resent having them thrust in my face by people I used to work with once.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

pffft, as if you plan having kids!
in my experience you get steaming and then promise to pull out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

That's OK
my spunk's as weak as water.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

yes, that's also a good line to use.

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( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

"Vous do not need to be conzeirned, behbee
"Mon jeezem ees as weak as watter"
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)

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mah winkie fires out ze blankz
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 10:46, Reply)