At the tender age of 39 my hair is starting to thin a little. I have it buzzed to a grade 3 every 3 weeks. When the rest goes I will go down to a grade 2 or possibly 1.
I do not like Coldplay's music, but I have met Chris Martin a couple of dozen times over the last few years as we're both involved with a particular charity. He's a good bloke for a vegetarian.

In other news I have accidentally drilled in to my left thumbnail. It fucking hurts, to the point where I have been feeling sick and lightheaded. I need to go back to work to recover.

EDIT: I have edited this post to highlight my injury as I appear to not be getting any sympathy from you bastards.


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Uh oh, somebody'd better call the waaaahmbulance

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)

It is extremely painful. To the point that I feel sick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Buck up, Nancy.

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)

Have a giant brown moth to say thanks for your sympathy


You cunt.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)

That doesn't seem fair :(

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

If that thing came at me
I would kill others to get out of its way. It's the size of that guy's HAND
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Don't panic - that's Battered's hand.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Check out this bad boy

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Ugh. They're furry. Not cute furry like a cat
but WRONG FURRY
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

imagine how that would feel
crawling on the back of your leg or neck, all tickly and furry
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Die

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

Imagine it flying towards your face...

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

You too

( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1708649
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

Pfft whatever Susan
"Oh no, I've chipped a nail!"
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

this made me laugh
which is harsh because had you posted a [ ], i would have screamed and screamed.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Spider clearly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh
delete delete delete
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

For some reason I think it may be this image that she doesn't like

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

fuuuuuck
get rid get rid get rid

that thing is more effective than 2.0 for making things disappear
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahahahaha
You big wimp. It's fucking cartoon!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

At least I'm scared of real stuff.
Jesus.
( Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

it's fucking heinous
and clearly at the vinegar strokes
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

The problem is your thumb is swelling and trying to pull your thumb nail off.
Stick it in ice and take some asprin or ibuprofen to reduce the swelling.
Have you got blood trapped under the nail? If so might be worth going to a walk in center where they'll drill a small hole in your thumb to let it out. I've had it happen twice, very very painful.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

The nail has split & blood is leaking out of underneath it. Good idea about the asprin.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Ahh not exactly the same as mine. Mine was hit with a hammer and trapped in bike frame.
So the blood couldn't get out. Still it's the swelling pulling against the nail that's causing that horrible pain so get the swelling down and you'll be ok.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Alternativley if you're a bit bear grylls, you can stick a paper clip into a cork.
Heat it on the hob until it's red hot and burn a hole through you nail to release the pressure.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

and take photos to sjow us so we can lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

He's already drilled into his nail
having someone else do it as well seems like an unlikely cure.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)

they could drill him a nice smiley face into it,
to cheer him up everytime he looks at it
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)