Ummmm, I dunno about jokes,
but my friend Liz was telling me about how her mum is indian, and this should really go into the QOTW, but she was telling me this, and I just blurted out "but you're so WHITE!".
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:23, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

sounds exactly like the QOTW
go for it
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Front page this now

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)

i don't get it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)

My friend is white. Her mother is Indian. And dark. and she's not adopted.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

she's albino

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Is the milkwoman white?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I think they get milk from Wombats in that Australia, Al.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Ooh, that reminds me of another joke
What do you do with a Wombat? PLAY WOM WITH IT OF COURSE!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:08, Reply)

and you're at university?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

AUSTRALIAN University, Windy
She goes to an AUSTRALIAN University
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

oh right,
Of course.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I heard the exams are all 'Describe a doe", "What goes with tea?" and "you run a long way away, where are you?"
australol
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)