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hello Q,
you look nice today.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:31,
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thanks, what a lovely welcome
what a charming person you are, WP
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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thanks, i do my best,
it's good to have you here Q, you're a hero of our times.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:36,
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shut up, eye of the tiger is on
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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Do you reckon I could host a chat show WP?
I think I'd enjoy that
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:33,
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you could call it Two Hats and a whole lotta /talk
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:35,
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Ha! Perfect
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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Teeeaea Eaitsch.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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i don't understand this, but i'm gonna say good morning to monty boyce anyway
good morning monty boyce
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:38,
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Good morning to you, Kew Diggedy
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:39,
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Dom's just come in, i reckon she's pissed, all glassy eyed and staggery
i reckon you are too, you LUNATIC
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:40,
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I wish I was drunk.
Instead I'm eating icecream.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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what kind?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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Cold Rock Raspberry sorbet.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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that's not icecream, that's gayscream
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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Yeah well fuck you too.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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in your wildest dreams, bushtucker
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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I'm not bush tucker.
I'm me.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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apologies, i mistook you for a lesbian cos of the broad shoulders and upper lip hair
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:09,
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I have neither of those features.
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Poppet some assembly required., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:21,
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Oh man
When I used to work for S*uthern El*ctric a guy came in pissed once. Threw up under his desk and everything. He was sent home, but amamzingly he wasn't fired.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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yeah we had a guy do that here years back, he didn't last long
but dom can do what the fuck she like, i love her lovely botoxed face
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:44,
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Aw, bless her
How old is she Q?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:45,
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16
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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she has the body of a sixteen year old, i'll give her that
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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+ in the boot of her car
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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i think she might have a kid about that age
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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+ in the boot of her car
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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STRIKETHROUGH that END STRIKETHROUGH one!!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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Ho ho ho...get this guy!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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Oi'll give it foive
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Jesus
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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forty odd i think, but a smoker so it took its toll on her face
she didn't need the botox but she does look a bit smoother
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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Girls injecting poisons, eh?
Whatever next? Some kind of...electrical...man...thing?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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lets face it, all women are a bit dim
right?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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They are that Quince
But until they stop looking, feeling and smelling the way they do, I'm staying on this team. As disappointing to the gay community as that must be.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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i feel bad for them now :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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Women or the gay community?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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the gays, imagine being shunned just cos you don't smell like what two hats likes
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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Mind you, a quick squirt of 'Exclamation' and I don't know up from down
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:11,
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!
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:12,
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*pounces*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:13,
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Two hats, living in just one mind
Beating together till the end of time
You know you're two hats living in just one mind
Together forever till the end of time
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:18,
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See? This guy gets it
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:31,
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I'm what's known as a 'Power Top'
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:03,
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you're a triple threat and no mistake
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:06,
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Not today I'm not.
I'm looking on 'the internet' for fun and free activities in London. There are none*
*there are loads but I've either done them before or they are shit, like 'ukelele Wednesdays, London's free uke jam night' I mean fuck off.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:46,
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Ukelele Wednesdays?
Jesus Christ
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:48,
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it's alright, wednesday is a long way off
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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It appears a lot nearer though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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it's bigger from a distance
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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I know! I mean, why wait til Wednesdays!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:49,
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In Two Hats' Britain, EVERY night is Ukelele night!
*V signs*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:50,
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TWO HATS FOR PM!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:51,
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FREE UKELELE'S FOR THE UNDER FIVES!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:52,
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ALL SCHOOLCHILDREN TO BE TAUGHT THE CORRECT SPELLING OF UKULELE!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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THEY WON'T HAVE TIME FOR SCHOOL
TOO MUCH UKELELELELE PRACTISE!!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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CEREMONIAL BANJOLELE BURNINGS!!!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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I'd better fuck off now.
If my missus comes back from the gym and all I've come up with is 'ukelele wednesdays' I'm going to be in a lot of trouble.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:53,
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Hahaha
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:54,
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Panic over:
'The Nazi Games: Politics, the Media and the Body' exhibition it is. I'm so romantic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:57,
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My missus would love that
Could you take her too please? I'm utterly sick of the sight of her.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:59,
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Sure!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:00,
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YES!
I'll post her later on this morning
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 10:04,
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M-M-M-Mondtz
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:41,
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i reckon you could,
can i stand in the corner behind a piano, and insert amusing musical asides to your jokes?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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Double Ewe Pee.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:37,
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I insist
You'll need some wacky glasses though.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 9:42,
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