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Do you have to get her to piss in a pot so they're sure she's pregnant.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:36,
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no, she is on a three year contract on one of my research projects.
I can't put a hold on the project. therefore I need a replacement for the period she is on ML. Even if I did put a hold on the project, the Uni is obliged to pay 3 years salary (the money from the grant) plus 6 months ML (from their own pocket) whichever way it works. So despite the fact not putting a hold actually saves them money on an inflationary basis, I still have to write a massive justification regarding why I want to do it, and then be grilled by a committee as to why it's "best for the university"
I don't think "it doesn't make a cock of difference, why are you wasting my fucking time" is an acceptable response, sadly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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what a selfish bitch
You should throw acid in he face, or put stem cells in her coffee
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:44,
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If he puts stem cells in her coffee he'll just grow a new version of her
Then he'll have two preggo wimmin
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:48,
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But then they'll do twice as much work before maternity leave, saving the university money.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:51,
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I suppose one can look after both kids too, meaning no maternity
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:52,
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Exactly, or they could alternate between work and home. most problems are solved by cloning.
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PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:55,
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Unless your problem is 'I can't stop cloning'
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:57,
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and overpopulation
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:59,
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Well maybe a clone can help with that
Clone Hitler
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Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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i said overpopulation
not overpopjewlation
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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I've saved the university, huzzah!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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It'll find a way to destroy itself again, don't worry
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:02,
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gaz me if you need me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:03,
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I've got not a single problem with her
she's ace. It's HR being cunts that I'm objecting to.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 17:01,
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just burn the place down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:46,
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kick her in the tummy, all your problems will be solved
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:49,
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