How the fuck are you going to explain Slough to them
they'll be expecting a first world town
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

'Ah, is just like home, even monuments to communist aggressors, very nice'

( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:08, Reply)

The barbecue's in Guildford
that's going to be like a paradise to them.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Guildford is quite nice actually.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I grew up there.
It has rather spoilt me for other towns. Slough has been...interesting.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:18, Reply)

All those hills explain your legs.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I lived in a well boring village outside there, it was all village cricket and shit
I had to turn to glue sniffing
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Which one?

( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

Evostick

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Thank you, Basil Brush.

( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

oh man, beaten by psychochomp :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

IN YOUR FACE!

(PsychoChomp, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Worplesdon
if you like nothing happening ever it's the place for you
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I know Worplesdon very well.
I used to live in Merrow and Burpham.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

creepiest, rapiest post of the week

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

IF I NEVER POST AGAIN CAN SOMEONE PLEASE SHOW THE POLICE THIS THREAD

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:30, Reply)

See you soon
;)
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

:((

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:33, Reply)

is he threatening to fit you up rory?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:43, Reply)

prittstick
one up each nostril
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:28, Reply)

they have a good bearded lady there

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

She used to have her own Facebook group, so *internationally famous* bearded lady.
We're very proud of her. Also available are less famous tramps and weirdos including Fisherman's Friend and Special Branch.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I'm not saying anything about the brides family or nothin, but you should consider placing an amnesty bin for 'lost' wallets in their hotel for when they're leaving

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:20, Reply)

I'm spending a week in Romania
I'm taking a Police bribery float with me.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:22, Reply)

You'll be a prince amongst peasants

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:24, Reply)

During the Olympics the Romanians not only got gold, silver & bronze, they also managed to nick some copper and lead from round the back of the stadium.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:29, Reply)

My wallet's going to be in my front pocket the entire week.
I don't even care if that insults them.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I've never carried my wallet in my back pocket
The thought never even occurred to me to do so as it is on its face an incredibly stupid thing to do with absolutely no benefit.

Just saying, like.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 11:54, Reply)