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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why do I feel like utter shit?
Honestly, I've had a fantastic weekend, yet all the way home today I've been feeling gradually worse and worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 21:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I suspect someone poisoned you.
There's some weird people out there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:00, Reply)
My throat's drier than a nun's clunge,
I'm barking like a seal with a 40-a-day habit and my limbs feel like they've been poked too hard by some over-enthusiastic medical students.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
AIDS of the South, I expect
You can't go past Doncaster without contracting terrible shitness.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:02, Reply)
Imagine how I felt realising I'd have to *live* down here

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I did three years in Gloucester, and a year in London
I am contaminated.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)
I also lived on the same street as lamented poster CQ in London.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
There was someone on University Challenge last night who looked a bit like CQ.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:11, Reply)
I've never met him
But I watched last night and I know who you mean!

Not far from Lighty either.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Eek! I wondered what was wrong with me.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Donny: the border between civilisation and Humberside.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Humberside is so far removed from civilisation
there are orcs and troglodytes living there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:10, Reply)
The border cuts out Donny, includes Selby but not Goole, and hits the sea South of Brid.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Kent was remarkably civilised
although they don't seem to have heard of Vodafone down there - barely a hint of a signal for three days.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:12, Reply)
What you really mean is 'Kent, they don't sell bird food and my pigeon refused to fly on an empty stomach'.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Perhaps.
My curry's arrived, I'm going to try and burn the germs out of me.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Good luck!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 22:18, Reply)

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