Rice cakes, lots of water and an unending urge to piss
Alt: I shall!
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Easy there fagima whitbread, where's the meat?

(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:15, Reply)

In his hand!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

somewhere

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:16, Reply)

No meat for young Foxtrot
not until his chores are done, or he's lost that pesky stone

Or tomorrow
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:17, Reply)

But rice cakes are shit
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:18, Reply)

trufax

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Yeah but the chilli cream cheese and watercress on top of them are not

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

But the wedding's over
You don't need to fit in your bridesmaid's dress any more.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:19, Reply)

ridesmaid's dre est man's a
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:22, Reply)

I want to be thin and sexy, OK?
Well, thin. Surgery is expensive.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Don't we all.
But miracles are harder to come by than free surgery.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Well that's not the attitude
PRAY HARDER
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

leave some meat out on the counter for a couple of days then you can eat what you like and still lose weight
violently from both ends
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I like your lateral thinking
When I'm bulemia-thin and anorexia-sexy I'm going to publish a book called "I owe it all to glued eel", a whirlwind affair with some footballer's ex should see you on Celebrity Big Brother which will get you that access to Kerry Katona's fanny that you've always wanted.

You're welcome.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I hear it has rustic wooden floors and a dyson air multiplier

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

The upkeep on it must be horrendous

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

selling the excess hydroelectric to the national grid only just offsets the tena lady costs

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)