why are old people so....ugh
They argue about everything because they think they're right, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE OLD DOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW EVERYTHING, BITCH.
Tell us of your old people.

Alt: supernatural things, believe in ghosts?

Altalt: songs that make you instantly happy
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:07, 33 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

tl:dr.
Alright?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)

im watching this show called school spirits, about haunted schools
It's freaking me out
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

yes i do, actually

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)

the whole idea
Gives me teh fear
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:35, Reply)

i meant i know everything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:36, Reply)

IT GIVES ME THE FEAR

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:39, Reply)

One thing I don't get about old people
Why do they go shopping at lunchtime, when it's the busiest time of day due to all the workers shopping?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:38, Reply)

friday night is the best time to do shoppings

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Nah, 3am is the best time
24 hour supermarket ftw.

Last time I did it there were 4 people in, one checkout bod and 3 parents frantically looking for Calpol or dummies.

Actually that's 'buying' as distinct from 'shopping' which is wandering from shop to shop with all the directional logic of a fart in a colander, but never actually *buying* anything.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:05, Reply)

the only time I'm in the supermarket at 3am is when I'm hammered drunk and craving specific food
steak, shrimp, scallops, or redskin potato salad
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:17, Reply)

You should put old people on ignore.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 21:30, Reply)

Has everyone got me on ignore?
Or is it really this dead on here?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

"It's quiet Carruthers, TOO quiet"
Except for those damn, damn drums!

Wassup Tangles?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Alright Cap
I'm sure there used to be more people than this around in the evening.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Old age must be creeping on.
Everyone's tucked up in bed with their Horlicks
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:54, Reply)

Benders
The lot of 'em.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Entirely possible!
So, you just chillin' like a villain - as I believe the young people call it?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:00, Reply)

Not long since got in
Just having a beer before giving up and going to bed.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Alright Tangles
You fruit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:06, Reply)

Jeff you massive gaylord.
'Ow biss?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Shattered.
But I have found time this evening to buy a t-shirt and some undercrackers.

You having a beer and listening to music?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Am I so predictable?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:12, Reply)

Yes.
Yes you are.

You beer drinking, music appreciating bender.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:14, Reply)

Got a corker tonight - The Bobby Hamilton Quintet.
What's happening in Jeffland?
Still working like a Japanese prisoner of war?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:18, Reply)

Yeap!
I need a break. Another week of work then I'm taking a week off. Can't wait.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I've had too many breaks recently.
Worked three days last week, then had five off, then three days again this week and now the next four off.
It sounds ideal, but the reality is trying to fit five days work into three and having to ensure stuff is in place so that the wheels can keep turning in your absence.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:24, Reply)

Ooh.
I just nipped out for a tab and saw what could have been some sort or meteor thing. Orange in colour with a orange trail. Never seen one of them before.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:28, Reply)

THE MARTIANS ARE COMING!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:29, Reply)

They'll stay until someone
Accuses them of being Bert.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:31, Reply)

Or it was a Chinese Lantern?
Oi Jeff, over 'ere.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Could have been
But I wouldn't expect one to have a tail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:32, Reply)

It was Bert then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Gald we cleared that up.
I'll sleep well now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 23:36, Reply)