oh for pity's sake
i feel i speak for the whole board when i say that we categorically DO NOT want to hear that you're messaging on the internet with some filthy aus cum dribbling out of your chimpmouth
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:07, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

i would like to show my support for this statement.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

i've just had my breakfast widny, it's too early for this shit

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

i'm waiting for the Dray.
They are late.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Oh man I forgot about Dray.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

what dray?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

the dray with all my beer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

beer dray is an anagram of drear bey

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

You make it sound so romantic.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

I'm pretty certain that if this board had any fat sweaty internet shut-ins they would disagree with this
Good job they steer clear of this place, isn't it?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

CANDLE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:36, Reply)

\o/

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

i had 2 wanks
and tricky saw malc's cock this morning, he described it as 'large'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

good for malc.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

better for Tricky

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:43, Reply)

candle.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

I resent that. I employ only the safest measures whilst engaging in sexual shenanigans and therefore did not have any "aus cum dribbling" to worry about .

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

You swallowed it all?
It's a bugger to get out of the carpet.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)