ugh, shakes and soups
the first few days suck, hence the beakering, but by tomorrow i will hopefully be on a happy ketosis high!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:23, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Blimey!
Well good luck to you, I have 0% staying power when it comes to diets and stuff so I'm impressed when anyone sticks with it.

I have to start doing something this month in prep for holiday-beach-shame so I might find a gym to join - hurumph
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)

me too normally
but this is so expensive that i can't bring myself to cheat. it also stops me going shopping. except for shoes. and make-up. hmmm.

gym is a much better way to do it. if i could pull it off, i'd say "you go girl"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Haha if it's costing you monies then that's good incentive to carry on,
or bail and spend all the cash on Roast Beef flavoured Monster Munch... then shoes or a tote bag for all the crisps! :)

Oooh *does the crazy finger snap thing* I will, I will go girl! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)

roast beef monster munch dipped in houmous
(preferably pesto topped houmous) is the kind of shit that the ancient greek gods used to eat. mmmmmm.

you did it better than me. i cannot get the head thing right. sad times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

I love monster munch
They're just so damn tasty!

Haha I have perfected the art of the wobble-head.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)

esp the roast beef ones
anyone who goes on about pickled onion is a filthy heathen

i need a litre of vodka, then i can wobble my head perfectly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)

Haha
I do like pickled onion, but I can only eat 1 normal sized bag before I feel a bit sick. Whereas I could easily polish off one of those giant bags of the roast beef ones and hunger for more - nom.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

oh i have just remembered the flaming hot ones
hmmmm.

i would like half those and half roast beef, please.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Or dead

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)

i would so haunt you

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Is that the one that makes your breath smell like a dead tramp's anus?
More than normal, I mean.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)

it does with some people
i didn't find that last time, no. which i was pleased about, but also the huge amounts of cash i spent on breath fresheners and tongue scrapers annoyed me.

i think it's more an atkins thing, because of all the meat, maybe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)