A massive blister on my foot caused by drunken antics on Friday night
After getting on the wrong Metro home I had to run 4 miles home uphill, pissed as a cunt, in boots

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Bovine fool. Requires daily milking and coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:55, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why didn't you phone for a taxi?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:57, Reply)

See above - fool

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Why did you have to run?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

Beer

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

beer doesn't make you run.
Well, it doesn't me, it makes me talk shite and fall asleep.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:00, Reply)

For some reason (sambuca), it seemed like the only sensible way to get home
My shins are fucking killing me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I have some bloody gorgeous black sambucca I got for my birthday
Far too easy to sit and drink and then wake up unable to move without your head falling off, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I had normal, black and raspberry sambuca on Friday
I don't like sambuca
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:28, Reply)

And yet you drank it
Do you have a problem? Should you be left alone with a bottle of methylated spirits?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Only on weekends

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Darth was behind him, carrying a large bottle of lube.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 8:59, Reply)