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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am really fucking depressed today.
It was my little girl's first day at school today and I'm not even allowed to talk to her let alone see her.

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:32, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I vommited blood this morning.
That might cheer you up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Nope, I'm even sadder now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Some came out my nose :(

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Dude that is not right.
You might be like one of those mental chinkies who plays WoW for two weeks straight and then dies.

Don't die on me, Chompy - it's only a game!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)
It's not a game to meeee!!!
I think it's just a bit of Gastroenteritis, I'll be alright in a few days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)
+ so, put up a real good fight.
I'm gonna be snookering you tonight.

Big Break!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
ELLODERE MON

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)
brilliant, you're dying

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
I just hope it's not a ulcer.
That would be gay.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
One of my mates got one from boozing.
They are a) Scottish and b) female.

FUCKEN NAILS, MON.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)
it would be well lol if he got an ulcer from all that cheap homebrew

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)
It certainly would.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
He'll just need to add a bit of Bonjela
To the brew.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
That is another possibility that I may just be having a reaction to the live yeast in my homebrew.
Which would suck.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
LOL

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
I'd have to pasturize it somehow, and I have no idea how to do that.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
heat

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Add some bleach

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)
"Pasteurise" basically means "boil the shit out of it."
Which incidentally is a good way of knackering the flavour.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
I thought it was specifically flash heating and cooling
which is a great way to shatter bottles.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:52, Reply)
hold the bottles together with loo roll

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)
Thanks for your help TF!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
mnnnnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeow!
and now i'm a aeroplane!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)
And knacker the flavour.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
*manly hugs*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:33, Reply)
*gets inappropriate bone-on*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
*acts disgusted, and then stuffs piece of paper with my mobile number on it in your pocket*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:35, Reply)
*subtly tips wink*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
*stands wink back up*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
*checks wink for damage*

*notices some surface abrasions*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:46, Reply)
What the fuck is the bright idea behind that?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I imagine it's because women can be both cruel and unusual
for no apparent reason other than to be deliberately cruel and unusual
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
You're not wrong.
Bitches be trippin', yo.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)
STR8 UP FACTS RIGHT UP IN THIS PIECE.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
and some men too, two hats
don't you go being a sexist now
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
You're so PC, Quiz.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:43, Reply)
hey i won't hear a bad word said about anyone
i do hope psychochomp has stomach cancer though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:47, Reply)
Oh absolutely
We're all as crazy as each other, just in different ways. As soon as the rest of the world realises this, men and women will start getting along a whole lot better.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Women are from Mars, men have a penis!!!!!!!!
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:44, Reply)
See? This guy gets it!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
It's something to do with utter fucking cunts, I think.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Is this a reaction to your court case?
I can imagine a lot of this behaviour for the near future...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It's this fucking behaviour which has necessitated the court stuff.
She's not even had official notice of court yet. I have to draft my amended court order and then submit it before she gets notice.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:40, Reply)
I bet it's to stop him teaching her the "correct" way to talk to her class mates from other ethnic groups.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Mentions of 'the glorious Raj' and 'cotton picking' are STRICTLY VERBOTEN.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)
ITS COS HE'S BANNED FROM SCHOOLS, DIPSHITS

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
OI!
You watch your moooouth mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:45, Reply)
sorry TH, it was only a jokes

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)
YOU are a character my friend

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)
nah i meant he really
he is a very aggressive paedophile after all
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)
It's true!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:57, Reply)
WTF is that mental woman up to now Monters?
Have you tried booting her in the foof?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:39, Reply)
It's the only language they understand

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:41, Reply)
Nothing would give me greater pleasure*


*quite a few things would, in truth
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 3 Sep 2012, 16:42, Reply)

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