I'll nominaaaaaaate....
Monty. Is Monty here yet?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:43, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is there such a thing as Pirate themed Metal?
I've heard space metal and fantasy metal (elves and that). What about Pirates? You could do sea shanties in a heavy metal style and everything.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:45, Reply)

So I guess my question is
What theme would you pick for a niche metal band?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Flid metal.
All band members to have muscular dystrophy or summat. It could be called PARAMETAL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Love it
Calipers of Love - The new album from Quadraspeedic
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:51, Reply)

They could have customised wheelchairs in a kind of studded, Rob Halford stylee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Steve Hillage's second band Khan's sole LP is called Space Shanties.
It is at best disappointing, sadly.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Hey, no one said it had to be good
I've heard some space metal that is so bad it makes you want to cry.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Space-rock, however, is CLEARLY one of the best genres ever.
Apart from the obvious Hawkwind, there are modern practitioners like Litmus who, err, sound exactly like Hawkwind. My mother always said, if in doubt, sound like Hawkwind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:52, Reply)

That's very good advice
Speaking of Lemmy, I'm going to the Marshall concert at the end of the month. If he doesn't make an appearance I'm going to puke everywhere and send Lemmy the bill.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:58, Reply)

AND YOU BE RIGHT TO DO SO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Say Montz
I realised last night that I hate all my friends and pretty much my entire family. What should I do?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Come and hang out with me. I'm a right laugh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Perfect!
Leave me a series of clues, each more fiendish than the last, eventually leading to your location.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

My first is in Nincompoop but not in Azerbaijan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

YMCA on Tottenham Court Road, with all the other tramps.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

SPOILER ALERT, ffs

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Yes, Alestorm.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Cool!!!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Fuck yes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggyC0FOzqHM
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

MONTY REPORTIN' FOR DUTY -SAH!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:47, Reply)

There he is
Now we're cooking on gas
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Right on, Shaft.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:50, Reply)