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Back in school, we are the leadersKids go back to school today up here. Stories of school please. Were you a little shit or the "pissy" one with snots in the corner?
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The dog has just pissed on my laptop bag. What is fucking up your day today?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:29,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I was well behaved with most of the teachers, but I was also cheeky, and took the piss a lot.Was good fun on the whole, and somedays I wish I could go back.
Alt: My legs and arms aren't working properly.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:31,
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I was the highly intelligent, witty, good looking one that all the other kids wanted to be. Alt: insect bites. Painful, itchy and annoying.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:36,
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That all the other kids wanted to beat up.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:54,
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I was far too popular for that to ever happen.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:56,
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That and you could just escape by running between their legs.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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I've been bitten to shit in the past week.What's all that about eh?
*seinfeld pic*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:56,
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I woke up at 2am itching. Had to get up and smother myself in bite cream. I must have at least 35 bites on my legs.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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Your daughter is clearly hungry, old boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:02,
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Ah! Of course.I shall go and kick my wife in the cunt to remind her to feed the poor child.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:04,
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No, I'm not answer that one, sorryI prefer questions on British history. Particularly the Tudor era.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:39,
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Is there such a thing as Pirate themed Metal?I've heard space metal and fantasy metal (elves and that). What about Pirates? You could do sea shanties in a heavy metal style and everything.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:45,
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So I guess my question isWhat theme would you pick for a niche metal band?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:46,
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Flid metal.All band members to have muscular dystrophy or summat. It could be called PARAMETAL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:50,
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Love itCalipers of Love - The new album from Quadraspeedic
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:51,
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They could have customised wheelchairs in a kind of studded, Rob Halford stylee.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:52,
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Steve Hillage's second band Khan's sole LP is called Space Shanties.It is at best disappointing, sadly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:48,
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Hey, no one said it had to be goodI've heard some space metal that is so bad it makes you want to cry.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:50,
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Space-rock, however, is CLEARLY one of the best genres ever.Apart from the obvious Hawkwind, there are modern practitioners like Litmus who, err, sound exactly like Hawkwind. My mother always said, if in doubt, sound like Hawkwind.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:52,
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That's very good adviceSpeaking of Lemmy, I'm going to the Marshall concert at the end of the month. If he doesn't make an appearance I'm going to puke everywhere and send Lemmy the bill.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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Say MontzI realised last night that I hate all my friends and pretty much my entire family. What should I do?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:04,
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Come and hang out with me. I'm a right laugh.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:05,
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Perfect!Leave me a series of clues, each more fiendish than the last, eventually leading to your location.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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My first is in Nincompoop but not in Azerbaijan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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YMCA on Tottenham Court Road, with all the other tramps.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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MONTY REPORTIN' FOR DUTY -SAH!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:47,
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My daughter had her first day of school yesterday.I wasn't even allowed to ask her how it went on the phone. This shit is breaking my heart.
I was so bored throughout school they barely knew I was there. I just used to sit there loathing everyone and waiting to go home. They tried all sorts of things to engage me (put me up a year, put me on an 'able pupil enrichment scheme') but all failed miserably, most of the stuff I've learnt has been achieved through my own private reading. The other boys were on the whole cunts, the best thing was the mental old staff of sadists, creepy nutjobs and abject failures none of whom would be allowed to teach nowadays. They were fucking hilarious.
Alt: I. WANT. TO. SEE. MY. KID. of the past six weekends, I've seen her on TWO.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:46,
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Why didn't you just turn up at her house? (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:53,
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It's a second floor flat.I'd have been buzzing at the door and been told over the intercom to fuck off and that would have been that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:55,
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Why does she hate you so much?Did you shart on her mother or something?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:09,
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I broke up with her when she was pregnant. This is the root of it all.And she thinks I have loads of money which I'm not giving her, simply to spite her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:10,
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Ahhh, I seeSurely it is laughable that you have cash, given your current woes, non?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:11,
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i saw a video online last night of apparently a mother and a daughter and a mani don't think they were really mother and daughter, at least i hope not
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How many cups were involved?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:14,
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Was it the pizza boy one? 'cus I think you might be getting confused, in real life they were mother and daughter, but in the program the younger one was the baby sitter, so that was alright.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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I'm not being sarcastic here, I'm just air-practicing for when my violin comes.I have no idea how playing a violin relates to someone saying a sad story... just that when I was at school, whenever someone was GUTTED, someone would break out the air violin
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:40,
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That is awful.My daughter started last year and it's a special occasion - it's cruel that you couldn't be a part of that.
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My school experience was even more shite than the song you just referencedUnfortunately, although both were done with the intention of making as much money for as little effort as possible, I suspect the Deftones are ahead on that one.
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Nah, there are far worse than DeftonesAt least they put in enough effort to change their sound from time to time.
Morning fella, how are we?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:21,
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Yeah like Marseille. Well shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:29,
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That's right. You're young, but you're learning.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:37,
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I didn't mind school really. It was much like B3ta for me, I was never going to be one of the cool kids but I got by and very few people bothered to give me shit.
God, that was dull.
My boss is back after a two week holiday. That will fuck up my day.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:10,
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YARRR! PIRATE ROCK!www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv7UL4mBm6E
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:12,
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The kids watch Jake and the Neverland Pirates and that band are always on at the end(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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You're kidding me??I've seen bits of the show, but I didn't realise they were on it. To be fair I only found out about them about 10 minutes ago.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:19,
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Running Wild are the best pirate rock bandOr were. The first I ever heard anyway. I was briefly in a pirate rock band called The Captain Pirates, my stage name was Captain Axewound. It was a silly time in my life.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=bc9cyfk4tg4&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:59,
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i was quite tall so i mostly failed to catch the little shits who asked me what the weather was like up therei guess i might have been a bit pissy and snotty in primary school, most kids are.
alt tricky and malc just got in
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did they arrive together?Gay?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:05,
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Alt: Back at work after a three-day birthday weekendHow much more fucked up can you get?
Seriously, I'm asking. Go nuts.
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My 21st was a 5 day marathonInvolving about 8 hours sober
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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You could have got all your alternative earrings mixed up(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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THEY'RE CALLED 'FLESH TUNNELS'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:32,
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You have the keys to to the city of there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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You are the lord mayor of there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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That's an extra two guys at once, that's almost a potentially 50% increase in profits per hour a bloke could have.All you'd have to do is pretend you're watching a really fast tennis match.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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you think that's bad you gormless worm?this is my first full week in 2 months, i can't believe it's only tuesday :(((
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I quite like "gormless worm", you get pointsSwap the initials and you nearly get another b3tan famed for hissy fits. + gorm.
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I was gutted that no-one wished me happy birthday by carving the words into the side of a passing cow(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Those cows are quicker than they lookAlso, happy bidet
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:25,
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To achieve victory in this wager you must prove yourself to be less sane than you were yesterdayGood luck
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My school experience was shit. It's behind me, I'm not going into it again on here.I've had a fucking GREAT day. The sun was out, and I was sitting in it, and me and my friend went out to the beach, drank cider, perved on boys and had a giggle.
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Oh Sporto. I thought you were better than this,(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:31,
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You know this is a lie, right?Morning all. My laptop bag smells slightly of dog piss, the fucking little cunt
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:34,
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One less personparenting.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/08/27/farewell-count-von-count/
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i fucking loved school, i was one of the cool crowd, and there's still about 15 of us who are all best friends years laterhooning around cheshire in my beetle with my mates, girlie weekends and holidays away, snogging random boys and drinking vodka (not all at the same time clearly)... does anyone have a time machine?
alt: killing myself to draft 2 very long letters, and the client's agent keeps finding new stuff which changes EVERYTHING and sending it, so i'm on about the 15th redraft, fucking fucker
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:38,
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15 of you in a beetle?Did the wheels fall off everytime you stopped at traffic lights while circus music played in the background?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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sighi refer the honourable idiot to the umbrella clause "not all at the same time".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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heythat beetle fucking rocked! it might even have been cooler than my current car, black and slinky though it is.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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if the engine is in the frontit's not a real beetle
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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Have you all seen George Osbourn being booed at the flidlympics?I almost felt bad for him, almost.
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Has anyone in the world ever said "Flidly Cents" ? 'cus that would be well lol.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:42,
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That was fucking quality.His attempt to smile his way through it as though it didn't make him want to cry for his mummy was even better.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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And what about the people who were getting medals?It wasn't 'fucking quality' for them was it, you right-on knobcheese.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:44,
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It wasn't during the ceremony, it was before it. No one booed as the medals were awarded, dickwad.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:45,
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Oi, I haven't pissed my pants in...ooh...at least two and a half years...(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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OK that last bit of piss in your pants was actually mine.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:49,
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They only booed him, then cheered even louder for everyone else.The guys getting the medals didn't mind.
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I just think there's a time and a place for that sort of thing and that wasn't it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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That's unnecessary and rude of people.A sporting event is no place for political wankery and also rather spoils the moment for the flids who were getting medals.
Poor show, Britain.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:43,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0nMtSJDrGc
If he was anyone else, that would probably be a career ender.
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ITS KRONEY !!!!was the bride 'kidnapped' ? I believe that's Romanian tradition
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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It is and she wasBy the neo-Nazi family friend and the son of one of Caesescu's former retainers. My brother negotiated her release for a single beer.
Peculiar weekend, really.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:55,
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As long as too many wallets didn't go missing and nobody got glassed it can be rated as a success(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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it's funny how the benevolent crowd there, selflessly supporting the flids and crips completely detracted from the three who otherwise should have been having the moment of their livesthat said whoever came up with lolitics and flidlympics crossing isn't very good at medurr
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:46,
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nobody knows what the fucking medal event was for, who the cripples were, nobody cares either, it's all about Osbourne todayI'd go out on a bionic limb and say that the crowd detracted from the spirit of the flidlympics
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:52,
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Yes, thank you mr. googlewhat's the T38 supposed to represent without the benefit of searching?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:56,
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It's at the bottom of the videoT38 is the disability classification.
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YES BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE DISCUSSING T38 THE ATHLETES OR ANYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPENED AT THE STADIUM YESTERDAY APART FROM GEORGE LOOKING A BIT OF A DICK(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:59,
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Probably exactly the same amount that would be talking about it anyway.ie not very many, that's like saying "My band played today in a pub and the singer who was supporting us shot himself, now no one will buy my album :(("
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I've now watched the offending clip, the comments are just painful to readthe illuminati and lizards seem to feature
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:04,
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T is Track. 3 is usually cerebal palsy or similar and 1 to 8 signifies severity of disability in reverse order.
I watch sport sometimes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:06,
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yeah well your mum and dad and whole family are cerebal palsy(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:09,
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Oh you insensitive cunt, my mum and dad and whole family are cerabal palsy...oh...(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:10,
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It was both awesome and shit at the same time.School is wasted on the youth.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:41,
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I left my fucking sunglasses in the hotel in England. The expensive onesSo I brought my spare, cheap pair over here and promptly lost those on the first night. What a prick.
No, I have not. They are ridiculously religious. However, the city ones are hot beyond all reasonable levels, even by eastern European standards. The country ones are hairy.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:48,
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religious?you mean they want to marry you before sleeping with you? that doesn't sound at all daily mail.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:58,
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The picture on my FB wall where I'm holding a candle?Just out of shot is the priest in full Orthodox regalia. Just after that photo was taken my brother and his wife had to kiss the bible, the cross, their crown things and the priest's hand before we were all led round the altar four times to chanting and censer swinging.
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Kroney, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00,
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women will only sleep with you for a passporttake that stick and run with it, doggie
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:01,
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surely too much cock would make you gay?i mean i reckon she needs more than 30, and if i had to look at 29 other cocks, it'd put me right off
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I quite enjoyed schoolIt was not entirely dissimilar to life on here - everyone took the piss out of each other and I never did any work.
I was the one in the class who could spot a flaw in the teachers' arguments and would point them out where possible. I was described by my form tutor as a 'barrack room lawyer', in other words I was an irritating little shit.
Again, little has changed.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:57,
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I thought there was no need to say that.Wavy lines.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:59,
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I was desribed by one teacher as having 'many good ideas, but we would prefer it if he were to put them on paper, rather than sharing them with the class'i.e. SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU LITTLE SHIT.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:00,
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Once again, the same still applies today on here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:02,
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Shove your candle up your arse you fucking WOMAD prick.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:04,
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I hope that you are listening to some 'world' music in tribute.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:06,
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I am listening to the 'man dying from strangulation' stylings of You'ss'ou N'shut that Dour as we speak.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:19,
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Fire, doodoodooo, i want you to burn, doodoodoo(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:18,
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Arthur Brown's first LP contains no guitar apart from bass.HOW FUCKING WEIRD IS THAT?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:20,
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This is also true of NY psych legends The United States of America's sole outing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:21,
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A couple of the records I got for my birthday might appeal to you.Black Monk Time and a singles collection of The Factory.
No Tuvan Throat Singing though :(
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:26,
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Black Monk Time I have, it's great.I want the Moving Sidewalks' LP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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It is indeed.You will know The Factory's Path Through the Forest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:38,
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You will know all the homosexual cruising locations in your area.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:41,
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Have you seen the Monks documentary?It's actually rather dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:35,
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I have not.And with that ringing endorsement, perhaps I won't seek it out.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:36,
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I like it when he solves crimes by cleaning stuff and aranging cushions.(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)
Ned's Atomic Dustbin had two bass players.For a given definition of "player" anyway. Two gentlemen in possession of bass guitars.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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my early days at school were tge little geeky kid with ears you could pick up iranian telly on.I was never really picked on, bit there were 4 or 5 of us that used to stick together out of mutual distrust for the football lot.
Then upper Scholl came along, and I fell in with the hippy kids, the ones whose parents used to give them pot to take to school, and we used to steal pills off Joes dad. All down hill from there probably.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:02,
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alright.How's it?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:09,
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well, my outburst was poorly timed.Did you see the link I posted up the board a little.
/talk is better than ever.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:36,
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Cor, that's mentalI don't know why I've never come across any of this before.
Better than ever, eh? I'm not convinced.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:42,
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when i say better, I mean its shit. I miss bluestar, and Binky, and eddache and all that lot. And kewpie.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:52,
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FINE, FUCK YOUYOU IGNORED ME UP THERE TOO WHEN I FOUND YOU A NICE LINK. IT'S OVER.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:30,
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it was great, I lost touch with a lot of that lot, I assume most of them are living on houseboats or in campervans and have that unique traveller smell that is a combination of smokeless fuel, urine and mouldy food.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:11,
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That, or they're all reps for Anglian Windows living in identikit 3 bed Barratt homes outside Swindon.Living the free dream, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:26,
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Sounds like my brother and all his old crusty mates.Squatters and ne'er-do-wells - one is now an aviation lawyer and my brother is a project manager for a luxury kitchens firm.
ROCK AND ROOOLLLLLLLLL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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probably this.I bumped in to one at a gig a year or so ago, he told me I'd changed cos I bought a house, and got a career, and that I was becoming the man. About a week later I saw him in a suit, selling subscriptions to a virgin gym outside HMV
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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"Then upper Scholl came along, and I fell in with the hippy kids"Cobblers!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:13,
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I don't get this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:19,
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www.schollshop.co.uk/?gclid=CIHx8a7Mm7ICFSTKtAodYkQAOA
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:21,
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That was, as they, say, 'the joke'.Which is why he capitalised it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:22,
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Oh.I didn't get out of the retarded class at scholl.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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My old pal Jethro's parents were right hippies.He had a cousin called 'Tree'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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Leaf Phoenix's lesser-known zzzzzzzz........................(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:25,
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I've been up since cunt o'clockdon't judge me, man.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:27,
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History has already sentenced me.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:29,
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I am not allowed with 200 yards of history.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:30,
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On the history register, eh?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:33,
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School was OK. I just dossed about and spent most of the 6th form in the pub.Alt: Well, by 10am I had been to work twice and to two different hospitals, so my suspicions are today will be firmly filed under "a cunt" before the day is out.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:24,
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are you an ambulance driver?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:35,
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I wishI'd love blue lights on my car and that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:42,
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Yessssssss, Langsley's gone.Now to find out which cunt is my new boss.
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